Logasaurus

Friends, one of us is in need of help. Please help Sam make it to his Father’s funeral. We are offering a $100 gift card to LRS for the first 3 people to donate anything over that amount. Just send us your receipt. Do something nice and get something naughty in return. 😇😈

ME: Uh-ohh, does someone need a change? ALEXANDER: Are you posing me for one of your tweets again? ME: Mayyybe. ALEXANDER: I'm an adult. I have dignity. I have a mortgage. ME: And you look cuuuute in these. ALEXANDER: (sigh) The things we do for our humans...

Yesterday I worked out for the first time in years. Today my diapers keep leaking instantly because my arms are too sore to pull the tapes tight. Eventually I will become strong enough to perform the Ultimate Tape Job, thus creating a diaper with theoretically infinite capacity.

me: Peeing? I don't even know what that means piss test tech: Sir are you sure he's not on drugs? daddy: I'm sorry, we're potty training and he's very self-conscious about it me: I can't pee. I've never peed. I'm not capable of it piss test tech: OK you're not getting this job

Me: Farewell, my most trusted friend. Daddy: Logan, it's just a wet Pull-Up. Me: You have served me well, lo, these many years. Daddy: You've been wearing it for 30 minutes. Me (tearing up): I shall see you at the pearly gates, my brother.

@SpankMeSore Sure is!

@Logasaurus_Rex London tanners!

Take a normal dresser, add a few simple items, and voilà! Welcome to your brand-new baby station! You're right, THAT thing isn't for babies, is it? Come to think of it, there's no baby here either. Now where are we gonna get a big, crying, peepants baby from?

My cheetah Alexander has announced his first international tour! This summer, Alexander's all-stuffie black metal band Under The Black Sigil of the Wildebeest will be playing venues all throughout Europe (details to follow). See you there!

it's time to discipline🏓 #abdl

Art by @little_paulabdl

"He's going through bit of a nudist phase now," Daddy says, "but we just had a little chat about it." A cheery voice pipes up from the other room. "Uncle Tim! Come look how red my bumbum got!" Daddy's head is in his hands. "I swear to God, if he took off his diaper AGAIN..."

@bratofnone The Insatiable Lunch Box. Which is not a desirable quality in a lunch box.

This had me gigglin like crazy! Apparently my butt's name is Queen Penis Glove! What's yours? Share so we can all laugh!

Me: My daddy can read minds. He magically knows whenever I've been naughty. (earlier that day) Daddy: Hey, champ. How's it going? Me: I definitely did NOT pour soup on your bed. Daddy: Um...that's good. Me (immediately sobbing): I'm sorry about the soup! Please don't spank me!

I have terrible news about who gives the paddlings. @RedSpanking this paddle hurts SO BAD 😭😭😭

@Txdiaperboi @ShadySpanko I would never.

@ShadySpanko @Logasaurus_Rex Hopefully he didn’t leave a puddle on your lap!

Its always so lovely to see the cute @Logasaurus_Rex, and to make his cute hiney a lovely shade of red! Can't wait to see you again tomorrow 😈

@UncleCadePNW Thank you!

@Logasaurus_Rex This one made me laugh pretty hard. Glad you're back with some great posts, Kiddo.

Daddy: Do you understand why you got spanked? Me: Generational fumble by Logasaurus. Absolutely WOATed cookie-sneaking skills. Daddy: Are you SURE you learned your lesson? Me: 10 out of 10. One of THE most influential spankings of the 2020s. Daddy: I miss when you just cried.

@v375270 @spankoman92 Thank you!

@Logasaurus_Rex @spankoman92 It’s healthy to take a break. Glad to see you back.

@paddedprof He's helpful that way! I'm definitely not getting caught next time.

@Logasaurus_Rex It’s important to recognize your own strengths and weaknesses. Good of your daddy to help with that

@spankoman92 Thank you, you too! I was really busy with the holidays for a couple weeks and got out of the posting habit.

@Logasaurus_Rex 😂 I was just thinking this morning that it had been awhile since I'd seen one of these. I missed them lol! Hope you had a good Christmas and New Year's, Logs!!! ❤️🥰🫂