People who need 45mins foreplay just so they can fully get in the mood?? We should place logistics procurement in their care????? 😂💔are u serious
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Only Wins!😊👏onGOD
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@LowKey_Hey
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Earth Присоединился Haziran 2019
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People who need 45mins foreplay just so they can fully get in the mood?? We should place logistics procurement in their care????? 😂💔are u serious
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
I wonder why it’s always a guy’s responsibility to find a place or venue to have s3x.
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It's called Netflix and chill. At your home!!
XY📿*@Amakundi001
They need to make movie theaters you can smoke weed in
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😄🔥jerking off, maybe yes. But sex? No no no no don't push it. 💔
rumpel⚙️🔫@rumpel_irving
If most of the football matches were like this, there will be no need for masturbation and sex
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Why the most piece of shit of all superheroes don't take off his gadamn costume????? Well..
🧜🏿♀️@Mamiwatar
Why the fuck does Homelander never take that goddamn costume off? Not even once?
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Gakpo isn't that bad but he's not Diaz levels.
Probably why lowkey some of the senior players stopped playing for slot. He got a lot wrong following season after he won the epl. 💔
Which smart manager watches Diaz just walk away, no fight, nothing?
Footy Humour@FootyHumour
If you ever feel stupid, just remember Liverpool’s decision to sell Luis Díaz and give Gakpo a brand new £250k contract 😂
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when a girl is flirting with you confidently it means she actually doesnt want you
I don’t know how to explain this
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🤣💔that $6b recruits a new manager too right?? Preferably Enrique?😁
#DISUNOMICS@_NOMICS
Watching this game a day after watching United is humbling. We need $6bn to spend this summer
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That 5th goal was a gift to psg neuer.💔
Vince™@Blue_Footy
Bayern Munich should move on from Manuel Neuer. His time has passed, and his reflexes have declined drastically.
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🤣💔why u think it had sooo many goals?
9goals for ucl Tuesday and Wednesday💔
Don Teya@TeyaKev
Tonight we watch a beautiful UCL game before paving way for Satanism tomorrow.
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I hope in her head she used the picture of me in suit?🔥 Classic climax
mone'@maybeurwifie
Fun fact: Someone masturbated to you
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😄💔both psg and bayern don't have that level of opposition in they respective leagues.
Cut throat football
曼联球迷@_Utdbaki
We cant run this current version of Carrick ball against teams like this in the UCL next season lol, the scorelines won't be friendly.
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💔as everybody dey curse out ecg over the light out issue, water too no dey flow for house.😭
I can't come and say it. Feeling too embarrassed as Ghanaian
ً@gr8mxn
+233 diɛ tbh only peace bragging right we get o. aside that we really dey back
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"Copy and paste"
Solved.
JJ🇬🇵@jovicism01
Kvaratskhelia isn't in the conversation for the world's best because it's just hard to write his name
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