Mack Bukepro

I’m curious like George and I ain’t talking Floyd

Rory putting on a putting clinic #Put

@BJcovers Phillies ML is such a lock tonight

Put in 33 job applications on Monday. Zero emails/interviews. UberEats/DoorDash at 28 years old makes me very depressed. Broke/Gambling addict/No job/Debt = What is the point anymore?

@PhilsTailgate Not great but looks like he lost weight

Zack Wheeler’s stats from his third rehab outing for AAA Lehigh Valley: 4.1 IP | 3 H | 1 ER | 1 BB | 6 K 61 Pitches | 44 Strikes Average Fastball Velocity: 1st Inning- 93.8 MPH 2nd Inning- 93.0 MPH 3rd Inning- 92.5 MPH 4th Inning- 92.7 MPH

Need you to get to the bottom of what happened with Huey for all the AWLs. You’re the only one still pressing on this thing and we need to know @MrJerryOC

@GarfuncleCat Oi Uey omelanda as got me boy

@MBukepro Oi

Homelander day

Just paid $46 for 10 gallons of gas. What’s the meaning of this? @JoeBiden

Happy Easter everyone! I got my 4 year old son Chris a Taijuan Walker Phillies jersey! @tai_walker

Do we owe Kevin Patullo an apology?

Free tootsies in this economy? @hen_ease

Why not us?

NBC News: One of the men charged with helping to allegedly coordinate the CBA betting scheme, Shane Hennen, allegedly texted a co-schemer, "Nothing gu[a]rantee[d] in this world but death[,] taxes[,] and Chinese Basketball."

@VanDykeTony16 #Grunk4Heismam

Congratulations @MBukepro Grunkemeyer is legit

@VanDykeTony16 Good luck TVD. Disappointment bowl loading…

Best of luck today my friend @MBukepro Pinstripe Bowl is basically the National Championship

I saw a photo of you relaxing in a hot tub with Jeffery Epstein @BillClinton

It seems like @GarfuncleCat may never change his header…

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