Mahir 🍉

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Mahir 🍉

@Maaaarvs

My wife is beautiful so you know I'm funny

London, England Присоединился Ocak 2013

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@Less_HumbleTeej You gotta ride out on her family man, take somebody with you.

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MusChampion@Less_HumbleTeej·16m

Seeing my girl on twitter tweeting about a Twitter nigga’s dick after I paid her rent would be my 13th reason

Mixie Monroe NYC 💰🧚🏽‍♀️🩷✨@mixieisabaddie

@bsanon22 @Less_HumbleTeej Aprils rent has already been paid by my man!

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Yea we're going doing boys.

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Mr and Mrs Demir

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Melony🍈@MelonTeee·4d

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

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Captain PB@PhilipBabbu·3d

Iran is decolonizing the region.

Al Jazeera Breaking News@AJENews

BREAKING: 'Entire NATO mission had withdrawn' from Iraq 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/fs4nzb?update=…

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Someone named being Gout Gout being this insane at running is proof the maker has the same teisted sense of humour we all do.

Qadi@Bigqadi

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

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It’s Keaton!@EvilKeaton·5d

It’s cool that Afroman is a Free Speech Warrior but not in the “I want to say the R-Word” kind of way, but “I want to write funny songs about my local police office” kind of way.

🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈@Nerdy_Addict

Afroman celebrated outside the Adams County courthouse after scoring a major win in his defamation trial. 🤣

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@SntnaBlacc Neymar was the third best player of his generation. He made a mistake going PSG and it did affect the trajectory of his career, but if we're being real it went Messi and Ronaldo and then there was a gap to Neymar but no one was as cllse to him as he was the other two.

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𝑩𝒍𝒗𝒅 𝑩𝒍𝒙𝒄𝒄𝒔 🦅@SntnaBlacc·4d

Love Wazza but he’s closer to Giroud than he is to Neymar. Like let’s be fucking forreal.

george@StokeyyG2

Let’s settle this. Neymar or Wayne Rooney?

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user@user5289_·4d

😭😭😭😭😭

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@Less_HumbleTeej These things may not be mutually exclusive grandpa

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MusChampion@Less_HumbleTeej·5d

I thought it was just me getting old or something bc my typing has been AWFUL lately

Aaron@aaronp613

🚨 New in iOS 26.4: 🚨 Improved keyboard accuracy when typing quickly

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Hes outside of his mind. In our generation it went messi ronaldo and then neymar. Injuries robbed him of truly realising his potential but we all saw it

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Rooney: “I’ve never seen Neymar as a ‘top top’ player.” — @WeAreTheOverlap

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₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭@Forty1_0·6d

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

Jedi@dhe3g

Dr. Lewis Sayre treating scoliosis, checking the curvature of the spine, 1870s.

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Carlos Latuff@LatuffCartoons·5d

This cartoon is 14 years old and remains incredibly relevant today!

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🔆@VillainBaller·6d

I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

Ahmed Hassan 🇾🇪 أحمد حسن زيد@Ahmed_hassan_za

Israel destroyed a very large residential building full of people in Beirut a few minutes ago. War crime

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