Magnus ChamplinⓂ️

@AppleSupport how do I turn off the audio headphone alert about volume. I’m using a device that I need the phone volume on full and the device itself controls the end level volume. This alert keeps popping up and I need to not have it on my screen. This is stupid.

To leave on a positive. Nominated for 2 things. Best of Roc 2025 I’m so happy to be nominated but truly honored and surprised for the second one.

I miss old twitter. It connected us. It shared great concepts and ideas and stories. It’s amazing to be nostalgic for an intangible like an app.

@molly0xFFF Okay he watched trans porn.

> the shooter is trans > ok the bullets were trans > ok the roommate is trans

@HandsomeRandall He wrote the wrong name down with too much flourish and it changed everything for him.

If the Transgender roommate lie fails, next they'll say it was a Transgender employee of Starbucks that Tyler Robinson knew.

Finally. I have a Trump quote that I believe to be 100% truth.

@krassenstein @JDVance

@JDVance Killing 11 people in this way could be classified as an extrajudicial killing under international human rights law, potentially exposing U.S. officials to responsibility. Good luck in 2029. Any idea what the penalty for such a crime would be?

Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military.

I logged into twitter…. Don’t even know why… The absolutely chaos and disgusting comments on nearly every post breaks my online heart. At one point I was amazed at how connected we all were thanks to this app. I met, & learned about so many interesting people. Now… ugh.

There is still time to come hang with me at the Pittsford Community Library this Wednesday, as we draw out some nature & color in my brand new coloring book about nature, space aliens, Dino Magnus and creativity. "Color Our World with Magnus Apollo" calendar.libraryweb.org/event/14715900

Went almost 3 months off of twitter. Never would have imagined that I would leave this app. Musk ruined what I thought would be an app that would out last us all.

Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now. I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor. Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things. It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.

how tf do you even defeat this mf???

@JoJoFromJerz He couldn’t wear a suit?

The last time Greenland was attacked was in 1944. What the literal fuck is he talking about?!?

@RpsAgainstTrump Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit…

JD Vance: “The president said we have to have Greenland…We cannot just ignore this place. We cannot just ignore the president’s desires.”

@JDVance We could hear the boos from this side of the Atlantic. Ugh.

Usha and I are on our way home from an incredible journey to Greenland. We can't wait to come back again soon. America stands with Greenland!

@what72 @LiberTasWar79 @JDVance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@LiberTasWar79 @JDVance Like the indigious people of Alaska you treat so Well ??

We’re on our way and looking forward to it!

@JDVance Remember to wear a suit. Afterall you were part of the douchebags that made fun of Ukrainian diplomat for not wearing one…

@JDVance @JoshKraushaar Dude. Are you a teenager? Wtf is this? This is some of the most immature shit… you are the Vice President, act like it. We need to find some actual adults to run this country!

This morning, @JoshKraushaar ran a hit piece against me in Jewish Insider, which has become an anti-JD rag. It has many problems, including seven anonymous quotes from cowardly Republicans. But the most glaring factual error is the below, which says the Houthis killed three Americans last January. Actually, the group responsible for that attack was "Islamic Resistance in Iraq," which is an entirely different militia group. Now, you might say this is evidence of Kraushaar being the biggest hack in Washington, and you *may* be correct. Another very plausible explanation is that he's the dumbest journalist in Washington. Either way, shocking an error like this could get through his vaunted editorial process!

Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene are trying to defund Sesame Street and dismantle PBS and NPR. Not on our watch. Fire Elon Musk, and Save Elmo.

@ElleExistential So, I don’t think anyone would believe me if I said I was waking up if they saw me at 5am…

me at 5 am making everyone guess if im still up or just waking up