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@umanoketubanana That leg length is amazing! I feel like he probably gives great scalp massages.

Wishing a day of leisure and relaxation to all of my Spyder Sleuthies and Helpful Hexians. In the world wide web of lies, every day is a parallel journey between the physical & ethereal. Find the balance to bring comfort to your life no matter what realm you primarily inhabit.

@ZsgZbk3 "So tiny pls don't squish!" 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Which one is Curtis again? Name isn't ringing an immediate bell this time.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE It's Curtis

Scientists in Thailand discovered a rare spider that is half male and half female. The newly identified species showed a rare condition called bilateral gynandromorphism, with one side of its body displaying male traits and the other female.

@umanoketubanana Those red and black color patterns are intense. Very cool look.

@UsherOfDarkness The perfect thing for your den.

Where I shitpost on xitter from.

@hard__jpg I'll be scoping out one of these at the nearest dollar general.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I'm actually looking for a guy. Names @ nareshishii / @ joiseylife, who I think are alts of @ tv_megu. Got any idea how I can flush this dude out? Any tips to set me in the right direction...

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE x.com/i/status/20531…

@HeromerY I love his glowing hair! Reminds me of when I over blonded my hair one time.

小さいのですが、何しろこの色とキレッキレの動きで目立つカタオカハエトリ君。

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Stop calling me George, Tommy.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE That's a name in my family line but you may have me confused with some prior kin.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You are George. There is NO confusion about that, you're not a spider, you're not a woman, you are George.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You're free to call me whatever you want Tom.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I do as I please in boundaries of the truth