MapleBeard 🍁🧔($66.57/$5.5k)

"Im a good boy I promise" Also think I found my signature look 🤭😈🍁

happy Easter 🐰🐣💕🤭

@styxnb0nes Slithering my way in right now

Proof or whtvr

Im still traumatized from the time and kid at my babysitters broke my DS in half all because I wouldnt let him play Pokémon 😭

Yeah I pulled my pork today, what about it?

݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨ ˖𓎥⋆݁Ⓔⓐⓢⓣⓔⓡ ˖Ი𐑼⋆

Quick note: Okay, we get it, you'd fuck a fat person. But would you hold our hand in public? Be seen eating with us? Be there for us on bad brain days? I feel like a lot of love for fat people is often just sexual. We are worth more than that.

“Yo you hate your bike?” “…Yeah.” “Respect.”

I loved Fourzes space motif (the AstroSwitches, Fourze being based on a astronaut, Meteor being outer space and meteors duh lol) I also liked the motif they did of making the Kamen Riders urban legends and having each of the clubs members representing previous Showa riders

If I see somebody spike your drink, it’s my drink now, those drugs better be good

Upsy gaysies

when gas was $2.05 i used to drive around to clear my mind… now these thoughts live with me

The best dub of Dragon Ball Z

Professor Snape comments on the trailer for the new Harry Potter series

Terry is such a fucking G, he just saved the city health department and then followed it up by using the genius move of having Zeta sneak out disguised as Batman to escape while he played the bait, 1000 IQ play dude

🎬 Young Sheldon Sheldon helps with complex IRS calculations and expects praise, but when recognition doesn’t come, he’s left confused learning that brilliance doesn’t always earn appreciation. 🍿

People will deadass watch this entire scene, and will still somehow try to convince you that this movie is bad…

One of the most horrifying villain death’s in Batman Beyond… the shit they got away with in early 2000’s “kids” show’s man😭

Didn't even peep that Rath is Jake 😭

These shits ain’t stand a chance once Superman was back to normal 😭😭 glad to see he’s still as broken as ever