Maria Elizabeth Hakura-Swinson

@ChadW47421 I love them all!

What is your favorite?

@JustWat54828603 When we were in San Antonioin , January, guys on the Riverwalk were staring so hard, Mike was giving dirty looks to all. Yet I never stared down those gals checking out his fine behind.

you can tastefully dhow off your finer assets. (who didn't see that lame pun coming?) 🤣

@spooner1881 She did not say she was wearing it right, just giving you a taste of eye candy in a meme. reading is fundamental.

Why is it on the outside? Is she retarded or is that a thing now?

@mikeswinson001 you're so good to me.

@MariaSwinson You're totally welcome, my love!

Necissicity is the mother of invention.

@garyfixstuff Thank-you, I love hearing all these insane memes make someone smilr. You just mae me.🥰

@MariaSwinson you’re very funny, glad I found you 😁 thanks for the smiles 🫶🏼

Looks like a very fast & efficient way to "get her done"

MOST of you are my people.

Never have I ever....

I thought about getting a Tinder after separation from hubby #1, but found and became fully dedicated to #2 shortly after the settlement then I spent #1's significant $$ marrying #2., yeah, I'm a trashy bitch.

MINE: 1) Tom Ellsworth - Lucifer on Netflix series 2) Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool) 3) Damian Lewis - Brody on Homeland 4) Chad Kroeger - singer 5) Tom Welling - Clark Kent on Smallville.

DO YOU & your SIGNIFICANT OTHER have "hallway "pas" list of celebrities? Name your TOP 5. but as they are TOdAY, not in the physical prime or at a younger age. NO judgements.

@BobMrmom1 Thank has true potentil with precision and proper pressure to ring the bell.

@MariaSwinson 🤔Why you watching ME ! ?? 😎😋😋😋😂🤣😂🤣

Still finger licking goodness...

@5gLee2 Precise & tsrgeted with proper pressure on the bean. everything else is gravy.treat it like you would the inside like of a cup od jello pudding.

Always and forever.💘

Not tha there's anything wrong with that.