Matt 🇵🇹

@KoehlerJA Congrats!

This is overwhelming and I'm 100% struggling to process my surprise and gratitude. I don't have words that fit. But my goodness, thank you to the extraordinary students at the LSE. I'm so, so touched.

If I’m worried about my vision, driving a car containing my family for 30 miles is a bold choice of eye test.

He sounds exactly like the “I was very, very drunk” bloke from the Fast Show here. Utterly incoherent

Now that's an intro.

@KoehlerJA Congratulations! Can't wait to repay all those I.O.U. weißbiers :)

Updated bio, I have news! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Quando jogava nas ruas da Madeira e sonhava chegar ao topo não pensei que tiraria uma foto assim. Dedico este momento à minha família, amigos, colegas de equipa, treinadores e às estruturas de clubes e seleção. Um agradecimento especial aos fãs. Estes troféus também são vossos!

🔊 [Turn audio ON] If you were a Sea Turtle, what kind of music would you like? #WorldSeaTurtleDay

It’s #WorldSeaTurtleDay today, let’s commemorate this creature and their vital role in the marine and coastal ecosystem.

i fear that the bottom line is that grenfell tragedy wd not have happened in a 'rich' block. residents warned of this, and ...

Me on why the most successful people just say no ft.com/content/0a7977… via @FT

#3890tigers - that’s how many tigers are left in the wild on our entire planet😟Show your ❤️ for 🐯s today: panda.org/3890tigers

Every London Bridge terror victim who made it to hospital has survived standard.co.uk/news/london/ev…

Bullying front pages are a turn-off to voters. It’s not a game any more.Grow up and do some real – useful – journalism 4/4

Nick Clegg says the UK looks "self absorbed and adrift" to Europe bbc.in/2sl7NyE #r4today #bbcelection

If you are in Funchal, this place is worth a visit! Cafe Fortaleza m.facebook.com/cafe.fortaleza… #Funchal #Madeira #CafeFortaleza #Portugal #cafe

Help a blind person see with the #BeMyEyes app - the app that connects blind people with sighted helpers! bemyeyes.org

Portugal unveils bank rescue plan bbc.co.uk/news/business-…