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Mauricio
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Mauricio
@MaurcyCS
(he/him) 🇨🇼 I recommend you turn off retweets
Присоединился Temmuz 2014
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most video games now are an indirect consequence of The Orange Box. hero shooters are all TF2-likes. every single player adventure game is Half-Life. roguelikes are all The Main Menu. steam anime porn games are all Portal
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@novemblem i dont get the reference but they're all in character so its chill
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btches say anything for dick wdym “pro-salt”
LanaBanana ☭🍌🇵🇸🇭🇷@floridiancrack
Every day I am reminded that as a slavic woman I am nothing but a porn category to so many people
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I don't understand why Saya no uta is so incredibly larped when it's the shortest fucking vn ever and you can get it on mobile easily
cybercore@cybercxre
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@theJoyboy56 @Mr_McGrittle @BluebriarArts same man who was throwing ass for money saying gay shit is haram what is happening bruh
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@Mr_McGrittle @BluebriarArts You’re not lying he’s asking for a ciggie here too lol
a square that keeps it solid 💯@itoldUin07
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The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby
stratosvarius@altvarius
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Holding mix is sooo embarrassing in fighting games. Like I'm pregnant with your oki. I'm pregnant and it's yours
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60s: "Cousin Superman knows what's best for me because he's a man and I'm a teenage girl" 😚
2000s: "I'm a dirty little 16 year old written by a 40 year old man 😛 watch me arch my back, prose naked, and flirt with grown men because I'm a wild child 😈"
trinity (fka @julezeater)@my_that79452
2000s sexism feels worse than 60s sexism in a way that feels impossible to explain
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The hardest part of learning VGC is having to unlearn TCG typing.
Our fighting attackers are weak to grass and psychic, man.
My Lucario just got its shit rocked by heatwave, and I started screaming like courage the cowardly dog
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people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music
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There’s no fucking way man
Sugoi LITE@SugoiLITE
Yuri Action Manga "MURCIÉLAGO" by Kana Yoshimura will be getting TV ANIME ADAPTATION 📖Given 2nd chance in life landing dream job as government's hitwoman, a serial killer accompanied by her driver partner & a yakuza boss' daughter to handle criminals whom police can't deal with
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Two men at my restaurant
-lets split 50/50
+no its ok ill pay u’ll just suck me off later
Ohhhhh ok
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@I__HATE_SOCCER I thought she was a child during the reveal until they put her ass in front of the camera at every shot
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While the culture war with the first game was over Eve's ass, the war with this sequel is gonna be people nonstop arguing if she looks like a child or not. You can see it already starting.
Genki✨@Genki_JPN
Stellar Blade Blood Rain new protagonist Evie! 🔥
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