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Getting up to date with Lela's amazing undertaking. We talked about sunscreen and her toes just before I left her to return home.

I hold grave fears for Lela's Pinky toes. Oh Great God of Pinky toes, remind Lela to put on sunscreen tomorrow...

The number of Apostles varies, old ones erode away and new ones appear from coastline erosion. '12 Apostles' just good marketing.

Trialling twitter updates via sms

Large roll of grey tape, will fix anything :)

Whew! Thank goodness Lela didn't have to txt that address in...

Here, 'ere

Thank the great spaghetti monster for KRudd, sorry is a word a Prime Minister can say after all.

#qanda what to ask aliens..."so explain qantam mechanics to me like I'm an idiot...very slowly"

Even if you don't think you're a racist, if you boo Adam Goodes then #youmightbearacist #qanda

#qanda If you boo Adam Goodes, #youmightbearacist

@Wil_Anderson just reminded me, Congratulations Getup! Bloody Howard changed those voting laws to exclude young voters and no other reason.

@lelak Anyone know where to look up the worlds flattest mechanic to look under a laptop?

@lelak Probably just the watchmacallit, replace the thingamajigger with a dohickey and crosswire the doodad and whatsit #helpfulladvice

Can't wait to see Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, looks awesomely funny.

So juvenile yet so funny http://bit.ly/dzUMWa I laughed in the face of my maturity.

http://tweetphoto.com/35320214 @riayn Wow, is that soap powerful enough to wash away the stench of betrayal? Hmmm, who can I gift that to...

@riayn: is that a wombat? Barry is good but Roy & HG would suggest Fatso the F.A.W.

If only I could hear @stephenfry through twitter

is wondering what he did so wrong. 22 odd years and then nothing. As with all sudden losses, it's the not knowing that's the worst.