Meme Wars by Jimmy Fungus

On this day in 1820, the founder of the Church of Latter-day Saints (also known as Mormons), Joseph Smith, had his first vision. This is similar to when Hulk Hogan started to have visions of the Ultimate Warrior in WCW.

BREAKING: Gulf countries say they will open strait of Hormuz forcefully.

BREAKING : Trump is exposed in a most SHOCKING revelation 🚨 Journalist : Why did Israel choose this time to go to war against Iran? Joe Kent 🇺🇸: "Israel tried to drag US into war with Iran 🇮🇷 during Obama and Biden administration. They both refused to bow down" 🤯 "The people surrounding Trump manipulated red lines and trapped America in such devastating war" Bro is not hesitation 🔥

EXCLUSIVE: New Files Examined By Intelligence Analyst Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Acted as Go-Between to Block 9/11 Victim Families From Suing Saudi Arabia “What he's blocking is the ability of people to get reparations for, as you said, 3,000 people killed… What role is he playing? Why is he playing this role?” “It makes you wonder for what purposes is he engaged in this?” @thelatmg @latimesstudios_

Fireflies are disappearing so fast that some scientist wrote we are the last generation to see them.

🚨 FALL INTO A BLACK HOLE… AND WATCH THE UNIVERSE END 🤯 If you fell into a black hole, something unbelievable would happen. While you feel like you’re falling normally, the rest of the universe would start racing forward in time. Stars would be born and die, galaxies would fade, and billions of years would pass in just seconds. From your view, you could witness the far future of everything — possibly even the final, dark end of the universe. But one thing is clear: you would not see the beginning of the universe. Time does not run backward, even near a black hole. It only speeds forward. As you fall deeper, the outside world would look like a fast-forwarded movie of reality. Before you could reach the center, the gravity would stretch your body apart, atom by atom — a violent fate called spaghettification. You would vanish forever, carrying with you the last moments of the cosmos. 🕳️ A black hole doesn’t just destroy matter… it lets you watch the future before it destroys you.

🚨 Reports from multiple psychonauts that they are being kicked out of the DMT realm

🚨 NASA Spacecraft Just Hit a Mysterious “Wall” at the Edge of Our Solar System… 🚨 Out there, far beyond the planets… beyond Pluto… where sunlight fades into darkness, something unexpected happened. Voyager 1 — a spacecraft launched nearly 50 years ago — kept traveling into the unknown. No sound. No light. Just silence. And then… everything changed. Its instruments suddenly detected a strange, intense region. Temperatures rose. Energy surged. It was as if it had reached a boundary… a limit… a place where our solar system simply ends. Some describe it as a “wall of fire.” Not flames like we see on Earth… but a powerful, invisible force. A barrier between our Sun’s reach and the endless mystery beyond. Imagine that for a second… A human-made object, built decades ago, drifting billions of miles away… touching something no human has ever seen. What lies beyond that boundary? Is it just empty space… or something we don’t yet understand? Voyager keeps going. Still moving. Still sending signals from the edge of everything we know. And the deeper it goes… the more questions it leaves behind.🌌

BREAKING🚨: We are returning to the Moon for the first time in 54 years on April 1, and no one is talking about it.

These two photographs are separated by only 66 years.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: The White House just posted a 7-second video with garbled audio that users are reversing to reveal "exciting announcement tomorrow." This has to be the strangest and most elaborate presidential announcement rollout ever...

🚨 😱 ALIENS ARE HERE - and they’re NOT our friends! 🛸👽 John Lear told George Knapp: “At least 70 different species… we’ve made a deal with the Grays for military technology… their digestive system is atrophied so they do cattle mutilations to absorb nutrients through their skin.” He says the 1947 crash, MJ-12, live EBEs held at secret bases… it’s all real. “Unfortunately they’re not benevolent.” What do YOU think? Is the government still covering it up? Have you ever seen a UFO? Would you trust them if they landed tomorrow? Drop your thoughts below 👀

Iran doesn't seem intimidated at all and has just released another Lego video mocking the coalition.

🔴عـــــــاجل شيفرة البيت الابيض تنكشف، بعد ان نشر على حسابه الرسمي على منصة X " تم توضيح الصورة، التي تشير ان ترامب يضغط على الزر الاحمر، المعروف بصفارة الانذر للاسلحة النووية.

FINAL BLOW? THIS IS FOREVER WAR. There is an insane level of strategic incoherence here. I've sailed off all of these islands in war and this doesn't make sense. Note it could be strategic misdirection. 1) Kharg & nearby Goplats can be taken with 100 men or disabled with Drones. Why are there 1,000s of Airborne and SOF moving to secret bases in Israel/Jordan? There is a bigger target hinted here and its inside of Iran mainland. 2) LARAK?! It's under spitball range of Hormuz, Bandar Abbas, Qeshem and IRGC ports on eastern mainland. This is about the Oil terminal there, but it's Khe Sahn with water around out. Also its TINY. 3) Abu Musa will be seized to return it to UAE control, Greater and Lesser Tunb Islands places us under attack range from Qeshem, Bandar Langeh and Hengam Island. Also Sirri Island and Goplats unsealed help Iran. 4) Seizing ships means Iran will attack ALL ships. This silliness could go on for years!

The White House posted two mysterious videos on X and Instagram Wednesday night, deleting one shortly after. The first, a four-second clip showing someone’s feet, featured a female voice asking, “It’s launching soon, right?” The second, posted later, showed a static black screen with a phone notification sound and a glimpse of an American flag.

If you're not with the White Sox when they're 0-1 then don't come crawling back when they're 16-65 at the halfway point.

I can't do any worse I guess

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