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@AttahWisdo11891 Blocked

@Mer_anda I’m Elon musk CEO of Tesla space and  X we’re you from??

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@Tha_Good_Lord 😬😅

@Mer_anda Lmfaooo

Im on the wrong side of twitter 🤣

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

@Thugg_Speedman We got anything stronger than bleach?🥴

Ewwwwww you gotta clean the tweet with bleach now

Catch me in here living.

She said “Jehovah😬 I disagree with your witnesses.”

I found the perfect condo in my budget and I signed the lease but turns out nobody services that location for internet. And Elon wants $400 for starlink?? 🥹

@luxemiaa I always assume it’s because they’re proposing lol

So after work I text my friend and say “hey is dm’ing me asking me to call him, is everything ok?” A while later, after I guess she talked to him, she replies to say “oh yeah it’s about my birthday”, and proceeds to send me his number. He dm’ed me like 5 minutes later saying it was supposed to be a surprise and basically I ruined the birthday celebration!! Am I the trip to Miami? Was I wrong?? 😫😫

My dad and grandpa built this from the frame up. My dad did all the body work. Wild that I didn’t get any of that talent😆

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

@nickimoraa The thought of driving through rush hour traffic at 430 pm to make sure I have them picked up from daycare by 5 or I’ll get charged a late fee after already spending a mortgage payment every month for said daycare.. no thanks.

Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣

52% of women ages 20-39 are now child free and I absolutely love that for them. 🥹🫶🏽

Men use to BEAT and RAPE women, & they had to STAY cause they couldn’t work to make their OWN money…. Yall don’t remember that part of history??????

@raccoonesthetic 6 because I’m a snail mom but 10 generally speaking.

The horniest woman you know is a woman in her 30s with no kids

My children 🥰🐌

@iseeumon @bamagirl_4_eva This is the only answer

@bamagirl_4_eva No Bills Perfect health until 90 $20k a month for life.

Which 3 are you picking?

happy first day of spring🦋🌷🌿💐🌼🌱🌻🌺🌸🍃🪻🐝 🌈🪞🕯️☁️🍓🥖🧺🐞🍄