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Tᴡᴏ Mᴇᴛᴀɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ Tʀᴇɴᴄʜ Cᴏᴀᴛ
250 posts
They can tell you why they're not in Champions yet...
There's a bug! The Mega stone is faulty!
They made sure its the Metagrossite. And, as everyone knows, two Metangs make a Metagross, yet they're not mega evolving!
Once this flaw is fixed, they will be ready to rumble!
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Looking at each other, then... Each poking one of her sides.
𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐚.@UnovanFixer
Cuties spotted. Rubbing their heads.
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Calculations indicate an oversaturation of bikinis, so a one-piece for #SwimsuitSaturday presents a balanced indulgence.
The other half? Still looking for something their size.
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@HeartsnHips Noted. So their sneezing classifies as: Adorable, sweet, precious. Labels have been added to the database successfully.
And they're tweaking a little while recording this.
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@MetallicDuo funny? not much funny ‘bout it!
adorabley sweet n’ precious? in heaps and heaps darlings
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@HeartsnHips What's so funny about a little sneeze? They're staring at the woman with suspicion...
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Is her Metagross also considered different entities because they are still made out of 2 Metangs? That's a very irresponsible logic!
𝕽𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂@kalosguardian
She has a perfect vision! Even if they stick together they are different entity! Sigh. She getting an headache. . She wasn’t ready to deal with this bullshit—
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It's for optimal gut canal stuffing.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
Is spit roasting anal... I thought it was like exclusively a pussy thing!
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Maybe she needs to fix her vision. The Metagross in front of her is, truly, one single entity!
𝕽𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂@kalosguardian
Metagross is one entity, not two- Yes, something is really off with them!
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The Metagross in front of her is perfectly fused! All four brains composing it are in perfect sync, operating as a single mechanism!
𝕽𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂@kalosguardian
She know this perfectly. . She does have two Metagross. One normal and one shiny. . The reason she's intrigued by this duo of Metang. Yet they didn’t fused. So they are not a Metagross.
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There must be something wrong with her! Two Metang make a Metagross, that's pretty simple to understand.
𝕽𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂@kalosguardian
She . . Definitely talking about them. A Metagross? Them? What a joke. Something wrong in their systeme?
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Well, you did say "back there", and last time I heard, no eggs would come out from the back.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
Do I have to explain pregnancy to you-
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What egg? I didn't hear about any egg.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
Grrr... I'm dumping the egg on you if it happens!
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She couldn't be possibly talking about the fully fledged Metagross in front of her.
𝕽𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂@kalosguardian
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Two Metang . . How odd, it’s like my Metagross’ had childrens— ”⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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I can't make any promises!
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
Okaaayyyy... Just don't cum inside back there, it´ll be annoying!
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@StolidTwintails It's merely a warning for newcomers. Obviously the Valiant doesn't have to worry if she's that much of a regular!
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If you're sexually interested in the Metagross(?), you have to be mentally prepared for the spitroast.
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The biocomputer will test the drake body's limits...
level 1500 alchemist@MommyCashier
Rose's both mentally and physically prepared for that, and even some DP maybe. . .
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You don't need to know the details! Just get spit roasted.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
But I want to know the details! A metagross shouldn't be able to spit roast me even if they're two pretty heads!
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Don't worry about the details!
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
But like... you're physically split in half!
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Metagross has always been made out of 2 Metangs.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐚! (#𝟐𝟒𝟖)@GreenKxiju
Since when can a Metagross split in half to do something like that...
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