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when i woke up this morning i had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially deep down i’m quite an evil person

Ohio, USA Присоединился Mayıs 2023
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@commultra I dropped a 60 pound brake rotor on my leg 🧘‍♀️
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they're cutting my leg off tomorrow
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recently found out jerry seinfeld is a real person AND he's extremely attractive
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ride is 30 minutes late location was changed 1 hour prior friend decided to invite her boyfriend it's over
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finally decided to make plans to hang out with people and was instantly reminded why i don't make plans to hang out with people
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@siguntyr i literally had to drop everything and sprint to push it back into the lot but thankfully yes 🧘‍♀️
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was placing my order at coffee shop when cashier points behind me, i turn to see my car rolling into oncoming traffic
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1 dolby cinema showing is equivalent to 10 bottles of prozac for me
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project hail mary was so good i have a strong will to live for the next month or two
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#jw this movie essentially being intergalactic doomed yaoi 10/10 no notes
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showing up half an hour early to the theatre to read my book before my movie begins that i'm watching alone
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I feel asexual whenever i have to wear my glasses
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the way this isn't even the first time
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working on a new list
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client asked if i wanted to see his "knife room" what are the chances i come out of this alive
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ohios finest
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I hate that virtually everyone's car is tinted now... what are you doing in there.... i want to see......
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pulled him first try thank you jesus 🧘‍♀️
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ik the thai lady waitress was terrified
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sat down for lunch with mom and immediately burst into sobs
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