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To get ahead in life, you must imagine the best version of yourself raping the worst version of yourself. And you must masturbate to it. This is the only way.

i’m sorry i didn’t talk to other girls… i’m sorry i didn’t cheat… i’m sorry i texted back within 5 minutes… i’m sorry i gave you the bare minimum… i’ll do worse next time, i promise. please forgive me

Saying Jesus was Jewish is like saying George Washington was British.

hiya gay people :>

Parliament has passed the UK’s Tobacco and Vapes Bill to create the first smoke-free generation. From 2027 the legal age to buy cigarettes and tobacco will rise by one year every single year. Anyone born on or after 1 January 2009 will never be legally able to purchase them in their lifetime. Current adult smokers are completely unaffected, this only targets future generations.

Clavicular’s friend, who’s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔 “I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”