Tiffany

I'm just sitting here watching cartoons with a bowl of spiced spinach in vinegar.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@atonal440 I went and got a prism script for my lazy eye, it's always pointing off to the right. And at an abysmal quality of vision lol I'm not accustomed to the small things mattering so much.

@MultimediaMage This doesn't sound like a tweet about actual glasses but also my gf has uncorrected astigmatism so this post would make total sense from her.

I'm not accustomed to changes feeling real without also feeling like they're the end or beginning of the world. I didn't want to read tonight knowing I'll soon have glasses to keep the double-vision at bay. And realizing they'll live on my face. Four years to feel this way.

My kitty is proof girls can have whiskers!

Small sexuality wants you to know this

Don't let them codify your mojo

Semiotics is a science for a reason and it's subject to Goedel's Incompletes Theorem all the same. Meshing these systems in our minds and our lives is where the true power of the irrational lives.

@Lithros I've been pouring a lot of time into the relationship between the rational and irrational, the glue between them. For now all I can say is a healthy relationship with Hope is part of integrating them. Our world functions like we have free will and we must act as though we do.

I want to be mythical again

AGI is here

@Lithros You have to be able to model arbitrarily while remaining grounded. You have to be able to discern the difference between an assumption of your mindset and analysis. I'd suggest investigating your relationships to the real, the hyperreal, and their difference.

@MultimediaMage how can I model a superior mind

my wife thinks I'm a genius but she also disagrees with me sometimes, implying she sees herself as some kind of super-genius. yet she denies this

@Lithros Do her actions even depend upon your own beliefs?

@MultimediaMage well now I'm questioning if she even sincerely believes I'm a genius at all! truly insidious

@CuirCannage It only took 5-½hrs to perfect heh. She did so well, she had a plan from the start to reduce the brassiness. Step by step! Thanks again for the consult.

@MultimediaMage omg gorgeous!! 💖 I hate the algorithm for being so late to this. they nailed the colour. I love that they kept the warmth for your palette without it looking brassy. 😍

I need to get better pics but I just can't help but share. I feel sooooo fucking pretty.

I have a suspicion that Europeans don't know that we can buy icecream a gallon at a time. American gallon, 3.73l What about Aussies or Kiwis? Y'All can buy slabs of beer, for all I know neither of y'all suffer under such mortal limitations.

@ShriekingNoises You need a bit of delusion to yuk it in the first place. It doesn't set you up for failure but you can't win without it either.

Has anyone actually done a study on why small business owners are uniquely insane?

Oh sour, winter child

Learning to flow and gaining an interactive mindset is up to you tho

@ohcomrade1 @Jeroz @Shitty_Future The rest is in the image. JavaScript is usually a pain in the ass to program in.

@Jeroz @Shitty_Future I don't know the context of any of this.

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

@Shitty_Future @CEOofFuggy npm install mpreg