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That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours, Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie) But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media Gender my ass!

The only problem of registering property in your mother’s name is that, upon her death, the property forms part of her estate, meaning your siblings may legally claim a share of it. Register a Trust and let the Trust own your property.

wagwan wadau! its madina! KENYA I LOVE YOU! and REESE said HIIIIIII

🚨 Arbeloa on why he’s playing Trent and not Carvajal: “He’s showing a good level, he deserves to play, his performance is beyond question”. “Every match is a matter of life and death for me. I don’t gift anyone minutes”.

Marketing director submitted a ticket saying her MacBook Pro was "running too hot" and she needed the newest model. I checked the asset lifecycle. It has two years left. I told her no. An hour later, a new ticket: "Accidental coffee spill. Device destroyed." She brought it to my desk, practically skipping. I told her we process accidental damage under the Emergency Continuity Protocol. She asked what that means. I handed her a seven-pound Dell Latitude from 2016. I explained that continuity laptops are issued until the original device's lifecycle expires. In 2026. She stared at the bezel. It's an inch thick. She asked if she could just have her sticky MacBook back. I said no, it's a biohazard. She cried. My SLA remains perfect.

“Me arriving in 1916 with a Time Machine” Me: “Hey, is this the first or Second World War ?” The soldier:

Elon Musk investing into his own companies

@Mareh3mu Haha niliambia mwingine i only move with girls who like me ungedhani nimetusi mama yake

‼️One player even gave Liam Rosenior the nickname "the supply teacher". ~ @BBCSport

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇹 Envoy to President Trump asks FIFA to replace Iran with Italy in the upcoming World Cup. Italy previously failed to qualify.

Odd date to pick but OK x.com/GlobeEyeNews/s…

Tenwek hospital built a brand new Cardio Thoracic hospital from scratch for about 5Billion. 176 beds, 6 theatres, lab, blood bank, 52 ICU units, endoscopy rooms etc. Ruto went to open it. The 89 Billion spent on statehouse in 4 years could build 17 of these across the country.

❌ 2021/22 - Burnley relegated to Championship ✅ 2022/23 - Burnley promoted to Premier League ❌ 2023/24 - Burnley relegated to Championship ✅ 2024/25 - Burnley promoted to Premier League ❌ 2025/26 - Burnley relegated to Championship

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Luck in life is important, but you have to do something as well to deserve this luck, right?”. “As much shots you have, 28 shots, and you do this every game, you will have luck to win the games, that's for sure...”

Ruthless from this Chelsea fan 🤣🤣

Xabi Alonso was everyone's dream manager barely a year ago. The move to Real Madrid has dented his CV. But anyone with actual football knowledge would have predicted that, because Real Madrid didn't have a midfield that control and dictate games, they are also poor out of possession. What Xabi Alonso needed was support to make necessary changes. But he never had it. It was Real Madrid being Real Madrid at worshipping big players. However, for me, it doesn't change how I feel about Xabi Alonso. Any club that will take and support him will be lucky. For me, he's a better manager than Vincent Kompany. The difference is the club they both chose to go to. Xabi Alonso will win Bundesliga for Bayern without a defeat in 38 games. He's that good.

Moi built it ,kibaki maintained it ,uhuru improved it ruto has sold it 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

Congrats to me started new Job in an oil company🙃 Total Energies👌

🚨Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink: “If Chelsea ask me for help, I’m going to help whatever that capacity is, but that’s not the issue here. It’s stability.” [sky]