New Write

What is the male equivalent of this

There are very few men who get laid easily who couldn’t find a wife. But for women, getting laid says almost nothing about their ability to secure a mate.

I don’t poast on Twitter to *get paid* I poast on Twitter because I am *insane* because I have *problems* This is the correct reason to poast on Twitter

Lena Dunham made a good tv show. She’s allowed to be fat

This is it. This is the final nail in the coffin for the left

My child, he sings with such passion

Brown nipples are so earthy. Like she belongs to the land