Not Batman’s Dad

16 down 0 to go the Boston Celtics are your 2024 NBA Champions

Lockdown Larry is going number 3

Enjoy playing in Utah pal

Hey De’Aaron Fox the dynasty starts after you pal

Giannis Antetokounmpo you are a Boston Celtic

Liking Tony Hinchcliffe is a sign of low intelligence

I can’t wait to play with De’aaron Fox in Memphis next year

It’s crazy how inevitable that Knicks comeback felt. Like the lead dropped to 15 and you could see exactly where that was heading

Lockdown Larry would drop 50 in front of Mariska Hargitay

Lockdown Larry + being open in the dunker spot = game over

Harrison Barnes has now lost 4 straight NBA Finals games.

It’s gonna be crazy when Dave names his first born child OG Anunoby

i'm starting to think i'm the only one who hasn't sucked off bill clinton

Tim Lincecum gets a 99.7 voting percentage in the hall if he never got injuries

going to the movies alone is a gateway drug to going to the bar alone

Still draft me @memgrizz

God knew he couldn’t make me 5’9 cause he knew I’d be too good at basketball

If you work for ICE I’m just gonna assume you rape children and beat your wife.

@bf_crane God’s Mistake is what they call Max Strus

NBA nicknames used to be a lot more affectionate. Now it’s stuff like “The Freak,” “The Alien,” “God’s Mistake,” etc