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@NotPriyanka

I'm over here, doing what I like

Bombay Присоединился Aralık 2010
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The woman on Google Maps voice navigation keeps switching between an American accent and an Indian accent. Must be from Bandra.
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Nikhil Taneja@tanejamainhoon·
Once you get into reading fiction furiously, it becomes really difficult to read non-fiction. Or at least most non-fiction. Which read like they really should have been Twitter threads.
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Ed Sheeran's Thinking Out Loud is an infinitely better love song than Perfect, yet arranged marriage couples insist on dancing to the latter at their engagement. You weren't kids when you fell in love Shreya, you've known each other for 2 weeks.
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The only good thing about this work week is that it's almost over.
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dj franzia
dj franzia@hawillisdc·
fathers: you can't trust men. they only want one thing. uncles: boys are trying to play you cousins: you better not be dating those boys brothers: they just want to get inside your pants. girls: men are trash men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
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Black Mirror season 4 in 2 weeks! So hyped!
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indie@INDIEWASHERE·
three men voted for net neutrality to be repealed and two women voted for it to stay, so its offically men reallY ain't shit bro
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How are people not bored to death of superhero movies yet?
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Lena Dunham Apologizes
Lena Dunham Apologizes@lenadunhamapols·
Lena Dunham Apologizes To A Native Elder For Thinking Machu Pichu Was A Pokemon
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@godoolally Fear of long words
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@godoolally American Football
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@godoolally Stranger things
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Katie@psychogf_·
Girls are so quick to tell you McDonald’s is unhealthy but so is that relationship you’re in mcstupid biotch
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Greg Titus@gregtitus·
Daughter: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Me: (rolling my eyes) because 7 ate 9. Daughter: But why did 7 do that? Me: Huh? Daughter: Because he was supposed to get 3 squared meals a day. Me: OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
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namaah
namaah@thehappyn00dle·
Love marriages are where the families arranged marry each other. Arranged marriages are where the families love marry each other. #showerthoughts
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