Mr Blue

A snickers commercial but for coffee addicts: ‘you’re not you when you’re decaffeinated’

Good night moon

Good morning to the whore and homosexuals only

@mych3micalswift Kyubi is more likely to kill you

@Not_Connor_ What if I killed kyubi tonight?

Are you a failure if you’re a 32yo gay man and not married yet?

Great day to have a good day

You want a ride?

Locked in

New Jersey: where dreams* come true *nightmares are dreams too

Watching a show from 1997 because they don’t make quality TV anymore

I’ve successfully changed my algorithm from shirtless men to cat memes, no regrets

Rain rain go away

45 semi hard starts today

Running weather is upon us

What music do I subject the car to this morning? Girlie pop, house beats, throw back frat bops, early 2000’s one tree hill vibes, or?

Apples bee trio sampler might fix me

Meet me in the turret

5K complete

Finishing a book is so satisfying

Happy Friday

@realdeJennhours Sodium levels covered for the next week lol, but 10/10 looks like I’d have seconds

welcome to Jenn’s ratchet kitchen, today we’ve made chicken alfredo garlic toast 12/10 however, these WILL have you considering a gym membership