David Burden

David Burden has now scored and got an assist for his 6 a side team.

The main problem with having the Americans leading the free world is that you have to rely on the Americans

One of my favourite Mo Salah videos. Sums up his Liverpool career... Nobody could get near him.

I've just been to a John Deere dealership that has no toys! Seriously now, you go and buy a big one and a little one for your son, I thought that was the industry standard!

@thedailymemes_ I bet she's fun at parties

What kind of psychopath does this?

Slot with the comment that it's not us that makes the game boring, as if it's not been this dull one paced football all season! He stood about on the touchline at the Emirates like a competition winner and did nothing!

It was the single road getting to Nijmegen No it was after Nijmegen

Been driving around Europe collecting a shredder all weekend, had a lovely drive and no problems at all until I get back to fucking France where the fucking French live

Turkiye is just woke 2026 nonsense way of saying Turkey right? Because it's Turkey, their Turkish, it's always been like that!!

Google maps; I've found a new route that's 45 minutes quicker No you haven't, your new route involves taking a ferry that doesn't leave for 10 hours so actually your new route is 9hrs 15mins slower so just pipe down over there

Are you taking the piss?! Coffee machine plays a video of someone making a lovely Latte whilst none of the options are a latte and when you roughly translate the ones it could be they aren't, I'm giving up with European coffee

Sheep are out, stand back Leo's got this

@fvckin__hell I feel like it's not their problem so

i’am curious too, how do they unload it?

When in France and all that @jack_sheer23

I mean we only wanted a quick go round

If anyone is thinking about a Clarksons Farm spin off, DM me, we can probably self fund it to be fair if the old bastard is getting that much for his billboards

'We've found a new route that's 36 minutes slower' Thanks Google I'll take that on board........

Here's all the things I've meal prepped for my 6 month old this week BULLOCKS! Hopefully you've meal prepped things that are easy to clean up off the floor

For context the dog's name is Nala, I think we've got our 3rd word!

Seems like you're a dinosaur and you do dinosaur things. There's this Australian lad, who's accent and tone of voice makes it sound like the R-Tex is having some sort of existential crisis and frankly it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

One of my little guilty pleasures is watching in game footage, I'm not interested if you're filming yourself playing, like no one cares, get over yourself, but a bit of actual game play, little voice over, I'm here for it! Anyway Tiktok has put me onto 'The isle',