mt neverest

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week… I’m beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

@PearlsFromMyrna But, did you seize the day, tho?

Looking back, l miss the Live Laugh Love days.

@PopBase Give me a break!🙄

A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: “We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

5,000 bricks, 276 steps, and a tower made for climbing goats. The Johnsons’ Goat Tower in Illinois is one of those structures that sounds made up until you see it.

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Why don't we get a little discount if we use the self checkout? Hey I'm like literally doing someone's job over here

#SoOldSchool I still use a flip phone that my friend calls "retro."

#SoOldSchool I actually talk on the phone to a few select people.

#SoOldSchool I like real clocks! 😉

#SoOldSchool I remember a young Betty White on The Mary Tyler Moor Show.

I mail Christmas cards. 🎄#SoOldSchool

#SoOldSchool my grandparents think I'm old fashioned

#SoOldSchool I pay for my merchandise with greenbacks

You are allowed to want a job that pays well and doesn’t drain you.

Simple home tips that actually work

I made some fish tacos today… But they just ignored them and swam away…

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

“My bank account is empty. I’m lost. I’m drowning.” Angela Grana, a TSA officer in Colorado, says she feels “demoralized” and “un-valued” amid the ongoing DHS shutdown, and tells CBS News’ @NikolenDC her co-workers are also sleeping in the cars or at the airport, and some are selling their plasma to get by without pay. Her message to lawmakers: “We don’t have a red line and blue line for passengers. We are Americans…We need to be paid. We shouldn’t be letting security be at risk.”