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@OneGallonPerDay

@nytimes Bestselling Author | JBF Award Winner | Shorenstein Journalism Award Nominee | Davidson Fellow | 🇺🇸

Присоединился Kasım 2013

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dash@thedigitaldash_·15h

this has me fucking crying bro somebody gotta punch that nigga in the back of his head 😭😭😭😭😭

playgirI garvi@garvvee

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks

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Mariah@mm_jiselle·18h

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

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glocky@chefkumquat·14h

da moment u can tell dis escalated farther than she was willing to go 😭😭😭

Criminal Tube@CriminalTube

she wanted to cut through the drive-thru line

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𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓸 ♕ ★🧝🏽‍♂️@DrakoAfoa·20h

16yo Dexter: I don't know, prom sounds kinda lame to me Dexter's Dad: That's because you are a freak who will definitely become a serial killer. Just a freaky weirdo psychopath freak who will never be normal, that's what you are, son that I love so much

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bevin@Kevchesterr·1d

fat nigga with a mini towel on his head degrees outside

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Shadowb*nned@abstraktalias·1d

@Nacocooo0 @7korobi___8oki Me coming over to kill you with one punch.

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@Fab10Ar @kiryussideburns Type of person to reply to someone but they're talking about someone else entirely

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Fabio Araujo@Fab10Ar·12h

@kiryussideburns I’m not talking about you

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KSB 🩶@kiryussideburns·21h

guy in front of me left the atm in chinese but i found the language button because one of the characters was 言

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Kirby@BannedKirby·20h

just got kicked out of crumbl cookies for, you guessed it, being white

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Darryl, Socrates Friend@HoodCertified·20h

Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right

GFP@glutenfreeperc

Sent my dad a picture of the steak that I attempted to cook. 16 minute lecture

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@Kaek_art Specifically the one that lives under your stairs

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Kaek's Art@Kaek_art·1d

Tim Burton creature

⚓️, fιᥲ #deepseatwt@angelviperfish

brazilian galliwasp skink

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⛩️𝔹𝕪ℝ𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕟𝟝🎋🍜✨🇯🇵🇪🇦🗾@ByRuben5_·1d

Twitter después de que pusieran la traducción automática:

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calel@calelss·1d

beaker: meep meep meep awkwafina: what is u talmbout

Disney Parks@DisneyParks

🎸 Awkwafina

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OG Anunoby Addict@PlayoffBoundNYK·1d

Fast food tray in the crib

Roukshiestypt2@BeenHim16

Chinese food eats

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Mr. Honeydew@bestbuddy1998·1d

This lady eating a sandbox

Moyo_O🫦🍒@yosore23

Lunch served…. What are you having for lunch??

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コンドウハルキ｜Harukaze@halukik_0520·1d

流石にこれはデザイナーも想定外だっただろう...

Menem de River@MenemDeRiver

Abri la heladera y me pegue terrible cagazo, quien diseño esto??

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🧩ᵇ@BoooRadd·1d

Who up late doin “routine maintenance”

Torx 🐆⛽@Spottyroo

How to check shock absorbers per Toyota 👀

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Grant McAuley@grantmcauley·1d

Please note home plate umpire Joe West having to call this game dressed in an Astros uniform and catcher's gear because the airlines lost his luggage.

Braves on TBS@BravesOnWTBS

April 16, 1982 | Braves at Astros “And the Braves are 9-0!” — Pete Van Wieren

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