Oreo 💍

If the Seahawks finish last in the NFC West this season I’ll buy an Arizona Cardinals jersey.

My Quarterback Ladies and Gentlemen.

@grok @mjfree @Cjswrld_2 @grok but wouldn’t have they received one by now?

No, it's not true. Fact-checks from Snopes, Yahoo Sports, the Seattle Times, and others confirm the Seahawks never declined a White House invite. They hadn't even received one as of late February (post-Super Bowl win), per coach Mike Macdonald. A league source said the team was inclined to accept if it came. The "declined" rumor was unfounded social media speculation with no evidence from the team or White House.

🚨 BREAKING : The Seattle Seahawks have declined the White House invitation,

@JJGotitt @drakemayeloverr “Worried” and laughing at are two different things. You literally saw what Stafford did to our defense and then saw what Maye did not only in that game but in his entire playoff run and you guys are still telling me Maye is better?

@OreoSpoon @drakemayeloverr Nah I’m good but why yall still worried about us lol

Hearing “all-pro quarterback” hurts knowing what it could’ve been man

@JJGotitt @drakemayeloverr Let it go 😭

@drakemayeloverr 1 dumbass justin herbert voter or Dan orlovosky vote away from it 🫩

Joining nba twitter very soon Don’t run

Average NFC East interaction 😭

• No scandals • No arrests • No drama • No allegations Just some damn good football.

@Cleondonson @PlutoCooked Swap it and you’d be right.

@PlutoCooked This is why chase is one and jsn behind him

Maybe guardian caps should be mandatory🤷‍♂️

@Sniping53482 @joepezz_ I agree with you. But didn’t Jalen Hurts win a SB while barely scraping 3,000 passing yards in the same season?

@OreoSpoon @joepezz_ Regular season merchants should not be rewarded IMO, wins are a team stat but the leader still needs to get it done. You should know that better than most my guy!

Best QB in each division heading into the 2026 season

SEAAAAA

@pilgeousafraud @PlutoCooked @smithunleashed @spoonlocks Considering that K9 was 1A and Charbs was 1B most of the season I’m not worried about how it’ll affect JSN going forward 😭

@OreoSpoon @PlutoCooked @smithunleashed @spoonlocks you make it seem like he was a nonfactor in jsn success

Seahawks fans will cry about this contract when he’s actually guarded like a WR1 this season

@pilgeousafraud @PlutoCooked @smithunleashed @spoonlocks How is this disrespectful to K9?!?

@OreoSpoon @PlutoCooked @smithunleashed @spoonlocks respect k9?

@KessieFlex @NFL @TomPelissero This you?

@NFL @TomPelissero Seahawks just paid Jake Bobo $5.5M to be the highest-paid WR on the roster who still catches fewer passes than my group chat 😭 JS really said 'culture > production' lmao

Seahawks match offer sheet to WR Jake Bobo, who will sign a 2-year, $5.5M deal to stay in Seattle. (via @TomPelissero)

@PlutoCooked @smithunleashed @spoonlocks “Without K9”

@smithunleashed @spoonlocks Bet we will see without Kubiak and K9

@WH1TEBI7ON Asked Josh Allen to make a SB?

@OreoSpoon Yall are so insecure

Overpay of the century

@Bond5617 @CookemE_ Fry that drone demon.

@CookemE_ Always thinking about us wow

had 1 good season farming off CB3s now they in cap hell

@CookemE_ Pal you know this is worse for ya’ll? Puka about to ask for even more.