ᴛᴀꜱᴋ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ : ᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ

𝖭𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗀𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗄 . . . ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃⁿᵈˡᵉ ⁱᵗ , ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵘʳᵉ .

@HASHT4GB1TCH . . . you're pretty , and good looking . they'd be dumb not to .

@OverduePatch WHAT — EW NO? , WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT!? —. . . plus it's not like they would actually want to date me or some shit — . . . 🤤

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ I swear to fuckin God — If any of them sound stupid , I will no longer be kind to you-. . Warning you now babes. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

@HASHT4GB1TCH the implications from their and your tweets are just . . y'know . sounds like all three of you want to . . . ( scissor motion with her hand . )

@OverduePatch . . . No no — Finish that sentence I genuinely want to hear what you've got to fuckin say. .

@HASHT4GB1TCH Vague .. vague tweeting ? when you make an implication . . in a post ? about something or something ? keeping it vague ? no way you three are just ... whatever . just have fun .

@OverduePatch . . . What — What exactly do you mean by that hmm?. .

@from_the_bible / 😒😒😒😒😒 AND THE LACK OF SLEEP XENA

@OverduePatch // No us bcos of work

// I'm so tired chat 😭😭😭

@HASHT4GB1TCH ( eyebrow raise , turning her phone to scroll through Vel's socials . then Charlies then Vaggi's . ) vague tweeting is stil tweeting .

@OverduePatch I — THAT WASN'T IMPLIED!? , honestly , what in the fuck made you think we were having a threesome?. . { PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. . }

@laesisbonis what ? ( looking up )

@OverduePatch ??????? you just?????? girl????

me @ the reader

@HASHT4GB1TCH ooohhh . threesome , got it . i can just wait . ( pulling out her phone . )

@OverduePatch I — ( COUGH. ) I would-. . But uhhh I'm staying over at the hotel , with the princess and Vaggie tonight-. .

@laesisbonis ( staring at her phone . ) mh ?

@OverduePatch ... hello?? are you... are you asleep...

@HASHT4GB1TCH ... invite me to the sleepover i teach you there ????

@OverduePatch I — Why do I feel like you just fuckin insulted me , fine. . hurry up and teach me I've got a sleepover I need to be at-. .

@HASHT4GB1TCH depends how important it is to you to reach the newest audience with brain rot but i guess if you wanna stay boomer . . . . .

@OverduePatch And how long is a while exactly? — Ive got stuff to deal with-. .

@laesisbonis ( hand in pocket now . she is slouching more and more until she just ??? sits on the floor ????? )

@OverduePatch ( staring with all six eyes. slow blink. hm. what is he waiting for here. )

@laesisbonis ( staring . desdpan . then oulling out her phone and ✨️ignoring✨️ them ti make a point but then . . actually gets distracted . )

@OverduePatch like you could kill me?? i'm an overlord in the making, honey 🎀

@SM0KINWNGS / lost forever to apollo the mighty

@OverduePatch ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀// hoards them like a dragon

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀// haven’t posted one of these in a while …

@SM0KINWNGS / take all my muses

@OverduePatch ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀// grabby hands

@laesisbonis moon buns ? das kinda cute . you get to live ☝🏻

@OverduePatch i'm not a larper moon buns

@TVDEM0NS ough fnfngngn ( slowly walking off . he is seeing that coffee in an hour or so . )

@OverduePatch GO GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE!

can i have it ?

@TVDEM0NS you are not putting money inside of me . . . . . thank you for helping me stand up for myself , Vox .

@OverduePatch say it with me. you are not putting money inside of me.

@HASHT4GB1TCH . . . . we have a lot to talk about . ( setting down her phone finally . ) this is gonna take a while ...

@OverduePatch ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Like — Making food or like , beating someone's ass right?. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ