PC Swim Rach

When this was a year old, I retired it to my drawer at work. I've suddenly realised its' replacement is six months old and still going strong. Having bought twenty in one go, at this rate I have enough to see out my career! 🤣

Huge thanks to @Hippopotamum and her lovely boys for the amazing spread of Christmas treats they sent to the station yesterday. To say it was well received is a huge understatement! Thank you! 💜

@PC_DaybyDay Is he hoping he can save the life of the child he knocks down?

@Sandford_Police Have PSD been alerted? I'm surprised they haven't served papers already. So much for the brew making ncalt! Honestly! 😂

Sunday Morning at @Sandford_Police Headquarters We have just witnessed a police officer microwaving a cup of tea We.. just.. can’t…

@South_DomH I've joined the party too!

Made one of these.

@martgathercole And the cadets were in awe which was good. They loved it! So many questions came up and they got to see how statements are written. On days like that, I love my job!

@PCkeepswimming The smell of sweet success😂

I was out with two cadets test purchasing yesterday when we spotted a sus male in one of the shops. Kept eyes on from a distance, alerted colleagues (we were in plain clothes with no PPE) and detained. He pulled 11 bottles of Lynx from his trouser legs! 🤣🤣🤣

@NatashaMDay This sounds great fun. I wish we did stuff like this. If you ever need actors, I'll come and play!

@The_RE_LE I wish more youngsters had your common sense. It would benefit so many people, the camaraderie, routine, and structure. We spoke to a lad the other day who has been causing issues for his Mum. My colleague is ex army and recommended it. Neither of us think he will bother trying😢

@virtuallysoph Oh goodness! No wonder! Poor little chap. Sending you both hugs! X

We now know what’s up with my little man. He has 4 different types of common cold virus, the flu virus and a stomach virus all at the same time. His lungs can’t handle it because of his prematurity so it’s a case of supporting his airway until he’s better than avoiding bugs!

@dontforgetchaos Torturing yours or developing his own?

My son is presently torturing my diabetes. Git.

@thedogman_918 Oh lovely! 😍 I've got a gilet. I want more but it'll have to wait until I've sorted out somewhere to live 😂

@PCkeepswimming I ended up with a nice Paramo jacket 😬

Recommendations for a decent, lightweight, and fully waterproof jacket, please?! Ideally, not overly thick as I have a decent Buffalo jacket for cold days.

@Skip_1_ Ah that's a relief. You need some little blue flashing lights too 😂

@PCkeepswimming Purple sparkles with go faster stripes

After many years of being nagged, I have caved and ordered a pair of Crocs, yep never thought I’d be that guy but I am. Don’t tell 20 something skip about this he’d be disgusted. #Crocs #DownHillfromHere

@Lifey_999 Hadn't*

@Lifey_999 Ah sorry, had clocked that! I'll get on it.

@theAliceRoberts Don't tell me, you saw it in the stars?! 🤣🤣😜

I could have predicted this.

@MelMelimel1968 @RajSKohliexcop I've been asked the same a few times.

@RajSKohliexcop 2 - Arriving at a noise complaint at a party, when the householder opened the door she began screaming at me, and her friends were looking at her bemused, having calmed her down I asked her to turn the music down. She thought I was a stripagram!

30 years ago I am in full uniform with yellow fluorescent jacket with the word 'POLICE' on the back. I was with a female police sergeant at the time & I was checking a vehicle. Caller rings control & says 'there is a man from the council with a female cop checking my car'.....

@xam459 @RajSKohliexcop She should have gone to Specsavers 🤣🤣

@RajSKohliexcop I was once in Old Compton St Soho standing on kerb opposite Prince Edward Theatre. Wearing reflective jacket with EXPLOSIVES SEARCH TEAM on it. My yellow Lab wearing harness as pic. Approached by Myleene Klass who was waiting for a taxi, asked me if I needed help crossing road….