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Hospitals were ORDERED to pump patients full of toxic Remdesivir (UK used Midazolam) instead of safe, cheap IVERMECTIN because using it would’ve ended the “emergency,” killed the vaccine money machine, and exposed the entire scam. They knowingly murdered countless for profit.

@TABYTCHI @TerribleMaps this map implies (accurately) that ALL North American continent bi-pedal males and 95% females are indeed incapable of eliminating their captors…

@TerribleMaps This map implies a zero month old baby is walking

Average age babies start walking, by country

@QueenAnticommie I’m straight, unvaxed, +2 handicap, self employed, and single as the pope…

Who would you rather marry?

@DogFacePonia 434 way tie (430) at best…

Who is the most Deranged Clown in the House of Representatives

🐿️💩 Predict-O-Matic the new Hantavirus will connect to those with the jabs and adios muchacho y muchacha…

@DogFacePonia @itsrosesm this…

@itsrosesm Hold on while I get a snack

if a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@AlaliQasem i have that much in Chillicothe …

Below 6.8B barrels: Refineries shut down. Pipelines lose pressure. Fuel stops moving. This isn’t an “oil price” story anymore. This is physical infrastructure failure — at global scale.

JPMorgan just published the scariest oil chart I’ve ever seen. World inventories are in freefall. And when this line hits 6.8 — the global energy system doesn’t slow down. It breaks. 🧵

Permits are a violation of your rights.

🐿️💩 Predict-O-Matic 113 k jobs of the reported 114k growth in said jobs - will be forklift drivers at bomb factories and the balance at collection centers…

as predicted via the predict-O-matic - royalty checks reveal that oil price is still 20% low…

@Landmannery but - pro should never hit less than 6-7 iron to par 4 - (imo) - jr. hits a 6 190 + / 165 was max for ol’ pops and I could smoke irons…something has to be done - ?

Supporters of golf ball rollback put way too much stock in ruling bodies. Have you not learned enough from the ineptitude of our government or other professional ruling bodies?!

@its_The_Dr Bullwinkle & Rocky

I would like to find a good one!

@KobeissiLetter royalty checks up only 35% so that’s gauging for sure…

BREAKING: The average price for a gallon of gas in the US rises to $4.56, now up +66% since December.

@matthewdmarsden Diesel in Texas today is $5.29. I put $124.95 in my fuel tank and drove to a job. I completed the job and received a check for $3800. That is one hell of a return….

It was $3.80 or so at the pump yesterday. In Texas. Whether you agree with the war or not, that had better come down or it will be catastrophic for the Republicans.

@caroljsroth @SenSanders says the guy that eats free breakfast, lunch, and dinner on the government tab for 30+ years…

@SenSanders Imagine if you put a fraction of the energy that you put into harassing productive Americans into addressing government waste, fraud and abuse...

The reality of American life today: Jeff Bezos, worth $290 billion, spent: $10 million on the Met Gala $120 million on a penthouse $500 million on a yacht Meanwhile, he‘s planning to throw 600,000 Amazon workers out on the streets and replace them with robots. Unacceptable.

@Arma_Lite_14 we didn’t…

A classic I found in my old archives..... How did we survive 4 years with this man?

@TeamTrump47 taxes guvment guvment buildings guvment buildings electricity guvment cars and trucks and gas guvment workers guvment worker benefits guvment retired worker benefits guvment purchases for guvment guvment produces nothing except additional expenses for YOU ashley…

If we have so much oil and gas in the United States, why are the prices so high at the gas station? Explain it to me like I’m 5.

@Dusty3080467325 deal rejected due to wife having cowboy season tickets…

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

@allengilmer will not will not will not will give expert feedback mañana…

The coolest thing at the grocery store lately. You Eat them skin and all. The seeds are small and flat. I’m obsessed with them. Probably grown by cartels.

@PlumbNick @GregAbbott_TX @bwaltens no irish…

@GregAbbott_TX @bwaltens Meanwhile, in Texas… Texans are feeling let down. x.com/plumbnick/stat…

Thank you President Trump for your endorsement and for standing strong with Texas. You have our back and Texas will always have yours.