Reps

@jessmargera You still never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed.

My personal hero would have been 89 today. And his rants are more relevant now than ever before

@jessmargera Not every, Bush Gore was really messy. Can’t forget that

Crazy how every election since 1789 was just fine until the orange pedo lost and now it’s rigged and fake. Unless he wins. Then it’s awesome again

@GovPressOffice @atrupar YOUR CAPITAL LETTERS DONT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN A RUSH TO BRING PRICES AT THE PUMP DOWN. WOW. TOTALLY DISCONNECTED FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

@jessmargera Highly unlikely that’s happening.

4d chess? Trump made the United States so shitty no one wants to come here and citizens (and non citizens) are leaving to go live somewhere that doesn’t suck ass

@RepNancyMace @GuntherEagleman But people in congress use it, and you have hearings… and they remain in power … you ALLL need to be removed, especially when you promise oversight and then do SHIT!

@GuntherEagleman It's mind-boggling this is even a topic of discussion.

Anyone who uses the words “birthing person” has a mental illness. Proper term is mother or mom.

@RepNancyMace @Republicans @POTUS Why do you guys have hearings, if absolutely NOTHING ever gets done? Besides theatre tweets

@Republicans @POTUS Voter ID prevents cheating, it doesn't prevent voting.

“When somebody says, 'We don't want voter identification,' that means they want to cheat." -@POTUS PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

GOP is full of talk, no action Pussies

@adammocklerr Dude, you need a girlfriend so badly

🚨 Trump Panics as Entire World Abandons Him

@grahamformaine @jessmargera You still have a nazi tattoo

$70 billion for ICE. $50 billion for Iran. That’s our money they’re lighting on fire.

@NFL_DovKleiman Ones wearing a sweatshirt, one is not. Noticed

Jahmyr Gibbs and Isiah Pacheco performing the same drill at practice. What do you notice?

@FadeAwayMedia @TripleH He’s being forced fed down our throats

@JordynneGrace Will you go to prom with me?

What yall think

@jessmargera We hate RFK also now?!? I can’t keep up with the hatred.

RFK recommends deep fried raccoon dick but raw chicken works as well

@jessmargera Highly unlikely

Epstein would definitely be secretary of the treasury right now if he didn’t get caught. It’s not even a guess. I know it and deep down so do you

@Therealestkani She still a porn star

Indica Flower, a 28-year-old model, decided to leave behind her travel and adult production career to build a completely self-sufficient life. Earning around $70,000 a month on OnlyFans, she invests her income in a 10-acre farm in Louisiana equipped with solar power, water collection systems, and organic gardens. Her property, valued at approximately $820,000, is home to goats, chickens, and beehives, all of which she set up herself alongside barns and a garden, while continuing to create content from her land. Some would call her wise........

@nicksortor @RepShriThanedar Those poor dogs

@RepShriThanedar We know damn well Shri didn’t personally make this post given it’s written in coherent English.

Trump administration has bent over backwards to protect pedophiles in the Epstein Files by refusing to prosecute them. Instead, they raid an 82-year-old great-grandmother for daring to stand up to Trump.

@TiffanyFong @hooray4problemz Now I hate you… loved your fish head cannons now this ends 😕

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@pureguava10300 Omg @TiffanyFong you got some skillz!

Well dunk on this 👀 instagram.com/reel/DX5RXsmBt…

@saracheeky1 I don’t think that bra fits anymore, good thing Mother’s Day is around the corner