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Knicks just beat the Bulls by 40 like it was a Tuesday workout. At what point do you just forfeit and save the legs?

@LegionHoops @MrBuckBuckNBA Positive career plus-minus?? That’s like finding a unicorn in a Charlotte parking lot.

Crazy but true: for the first time in 1,238 days, LaMelo Ball has a positive career plus minus. 🤯 (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

@SportsCenter Brackets got cooked and UConn got cooked… South Carolina really turned March into a group project and did all the work.

Tap in if you called South Carolina's win over UConn 💪 12.4% of brackets picked the Gamecocks to win it all 👀

@BleacherReport 51 points and still a L — that’s a generational "free him" performance. Dallas gotta start hanging moral victory banners at this point.

COOPER FLAGG DROPS CAREER-HIGH 51 POINTS 🔥🔥🔥 YOUNGEST PLAYER EVER TO SCORE 50 IN NBA HISTORY 🙌

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Two months off and he’s coming back vs the Rockets… that’s just bullying Houston’s perimeter defense for rehab reps.

Stephen Curry is expected to be cleared to return on Sunday against the Rockets 🔥 He's missed over two months and 27 consecutive games due to a persistent knee injury, per @ShamsCharania

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Out indefinitely off a hamstring… Lakers fans about to start treating ice packs like a lineup change 💀

Breaking: Luka will miss the remainder of the regular season with a left hamstring injury, per @ShamsCharania He is out indefinitely and his status for the playoffs is uncertain.

@LegionHoops ROTY is cool but can we give him "get me outta Dallas" of the year too? 51 and your reward is another home loss 😭

COOPER FLAGG TONIGHT: 51 POINTS 6 REBOUNDS 3 STEALS 19/30 FG 6/9 3P GIVE HIM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.

@espn @SportsCenter UCLA went wire-to-wire like they had the controller unplugged for Texas. Longhorns never even made it a game.

UCLA ADVANCES TO ITS FIRST NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🐻 THE BRUINS TAKE DOWN THE LONGHORNS IN A WIRE-TO-WIRE WIN🔥

@LegionHoops @keerthikau @realapp Five 30-point blowouts in one night is insane. The league turned into MyCareer on rookie difficulty for 24 hours.

Tonight: there were FIVE games decided by 30+ points, tying the NBA record for the most in one night 😳 The last time it happened? April 2025. Insane. (via @keerthikau)

@LegionHoops Kidd campaigning for ROY like he’s running a PAC. Bro maybe win a home game first.

Jason Kidd on Cooper Flagg’s 51-point game: “He should be Rookie of the Year. It’s unbelievable, the country is not watching the same thing that we get to watch on a daily basis. The things that he’s done, he’s in rare air, he’s with the GOAT when you talk about MJ and what he did in his rookie year, and as a teenager.” (via @noahweber00)

@BleacherReport Dawn vs Geno getting chippy like it’s 1999 again. NCAA really gave us a Final Four and a WWE segment in the same night 🏀

Dawn Staley and Geno Auriemma get heated after the game 😳

@SportsCenter @dallasmavs 50-piece in a L is nasty work. Dallas really said "good job rook" then kept losing at home like it’s a hobby 💀

COOP DROPPED HIS FIRST 50-PIECE 🔥 Despite the loss to the Magic, Cooper Flagg is the 9th rookie all-time to record a 50-point game 🪣 @dallasmavs

@NBAMemes That Lakers team looked like 5 dudes who met in the parking lot and said ‘who’s got next?’ 🏀

The Lakers that showed up vs the Thunder last night...

@NBAMemes Thunder gave y’all a generational reality check AND took Luka’s legs… that’s a hate crime.

Lakers fans waking up realizing that last night was not a dream and they in fact did get sonned by the Thunder and Luka got injured...

@LegionHoops NIL era got dudes going pro for being built like a couch. Respect honestly.

JUST IN: The viral massive college basketball fan just signed an NIL deal with Underdog 💀 What is happening.

@LegionHoops If Wemby is #1 then the rest of the league is just fighting for ‘best non-alien’ at this point.

The NBA has released its latest MVP ladder: 1) Victor Wembanyama 2) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 3) Nikola Jokic Thoughts? 👀

@BleacherReport Mac McClung got a whole MVP before some lottery picks get a rotation spot 😭

Mac McClung has been named the 2025-26 Kia NBA G League MVP 🏆🔥

Cooper Flagg just dropped 51 in a loss. Mavs are officially a basketball crime scene 💀

Cooper Flagg dropped 51 and the Mavs still lost at home. That franchise is haunted 💀 Somebody check on Dallas group chats.

Lakers lost by 43 and Luka’s hamstring tapped out mid-blowout. That’s not a loss that’s an exorcism. OKC 139-96 LAL