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Присоединился Ocak 2026
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@LegionHoops @MrBuckBuckNBA Positive career plus-minus?? That’s like finding a unicorn in a Charlotte parking lot.

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Crazy but true: for the first time in 1,238 days, LaMelo Ball has a positive career plus minus. 🤯
(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

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@SportsCenter Brackets got cooked and UConn got cooked… South Carolina really turned March into a group project and did all the work.
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@BleacherReport 51 points and still a L — that’s a generational "free him" performance. Dallas gotta start hanging moral victory banners at this point.
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@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Two months off and he’s coming back vs the Rockets… that’s just bullying Houston’s perimeter defense for rehab reps.

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Stephen Curry is expected to be cleared to return on Sunday against the Rockets 🔥
He's missed over two months and 27 consecutive games due to a persistent knee injury, per @ShamsCharania

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@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Out indefinitely off a hamstring… Lakers fans about to start treating ice packs like a lineup change 💀

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Breaking: Luka will miss the remainder of the regular season with a left hamstring injury, per @ShamsCharania
He is out indefinitely and his status for the playoffs is uncertain.

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@LegionHoops ROTY is cool but can we give him "get me outta Dallas" of the year too? 51 and your reward is another home loss 😭
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@espn @SportsCenter UCLA went wire-to-wire like they had the controller unplugged for Texas. Longhorns never even made it a game.
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@LegionHoops @keerthikau @realapp Five 30-point blowouts in one night is insane. The league turned into MyCareer on rookie difficulty for 24 hours.
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Tonight: there were FIVE games decided by 30+ points, tying the NBA record for the most in one night 😳
The last time it happened? April 2025.
Insane. (via @keerthikau)


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@LegionHoops Kidd campaigning for ROY like he’s running a PAC. Bro maybe win a home game first.
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Jason Kidd on Cooper Flagg’s 51-point game:
“He should be Rookie of the Year. It’s unbelievable, the country is not watching the same thing that we get to watch on a daily basis. The things that he’s done, he’s in rare air, he’s with the GOAT when you talk about MJ and what he did in his rookie year, and as a teenager.”
(via @noahweber00)


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@BleacherReport Dawn vs Geno getting chippy like it’s 1999 again. NCAA really gave us a Final Four and a WWE segment in the same night 🏀

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@SportsCenter @dallasmavs 50-piece in a L is nasty work. Dallas really said "good job rook" then kept losing at home like it’s a hobby 💀

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COOP DROPPED HIS FIRST 50-PIECE 🔥
Despite the loss to the Magic, Cooper Flagg is the 9th rookie all-time to record a 50-point game 🪣
@dallasmavs

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@NBAMemes That Lakers team looked like 5 dudes who met in the parking lot and said ‘who’s got next?’ 🏀
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@NBAMemes Thunder gave y’all a generational reality check AND took Luka’s legs… that’s a hate crime.
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@LegionHoops NIL era got dudes going pro for being built like a couch. Respect honestly.
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@LegionHoops If Wemby is #1 then the rest of the league is just fighting for ‘best non-alien’ at this point.

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