Peter the Healthy™️ Cowboy🤠

Hi, Peter here. Have you tried shutting the fuck up? Sources say shutting the fuck up will improve your life tremendously. It costs zero cents to shut the fuck up. Come on now, let's give it a try. Hope this was helpful. Thank you. ❤️

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

What I wish when I post selfies.

the worst gay guy you’ve ever met is currently posting about how it’s the start of Taurus Season

having a pussy prolly annoying asf u gotta do like tech deck tricks to orgasm

@JohnnyNeff_ Wow

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me putting away my $200 in groceries

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

@matthewdsegura No for real. Is it my pussy or the patients? Sometimes it be mine.

“He doesn’t look autistic” My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

@tomNYC19 There was also the look of "are you for real right now. Boy, if you don't make that damn decision. "

@ProjectChrome no literally!!! i wouldn’t have picked it up if you didn’t say to treat myself 😭😂 I fold so easily when that phrase pops up lmaooo

randomly picked up Fatal Frame 2 remake on Switch… this game is actually SO phenomenal!?! why is it not being discussed more?

@ctrldawnn I believe in you

manifesting

i am quite fond of strawberries

I wish I could play RE: Village for the first time again

@flowfaggometry Heavycummer has an agenda

I love Grindr, but I’m gonna need these men to stop tapping me every day 😭

"grace shouldn't be in another resi game. she deserves to live a peaceful life." I DONT CARE PUT HER BACK IN THE BLENDER I LIKE HER MISERABLE

When you're rolling around at the speed of sound

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Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

The sound I make when I finish pooping !!!