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🚨🚨 Sheikh Jassim had a cream cheese bagel for breakfast this morning!

🚨🚨 Prominent pundit on Qatari TV "Not starting Broja is a massive mistake by Pochettino, it basically means they start the game 5 goals down" He also added "I think he can win over 10 Ballon d'Or and no doubt lead Albania to victory in #EURO2024" #CarabaoCup

🚨🚨 Armando Broja does not start for #ChelseaFC tonight!

Sources close to this confirm that the Sheikh had originally wanted Frosted Shreddies but his father, conscience of his sons health, recommended a fruit smoothie. After long negotiations a compromise was made for Jassim to enjoy a tasty Bagel instead!

🚨🚨 Sheikh Jassim had a cream cheese bagel for breakfast this morning!

🚨🚨 Official Update about Sheikh Jassim 13:00 UK time. #MUFC

I know we are all really disappointed about my profile picture going missing, I was especially disappointed given how much money I paid to that professional Qatari graphic designer, but I loaded up Microsoft Paint and made a new one. I think it might be even better!

Also guys, this is super embarrassing, but I've lost the file on my PC that contained my profile picture and banner, if anyone happens to have a screen shot of the originals for me to use that would be great.

Also you will note that I suddenly got much better at basic Grammar and will refrain from using the word clown to cast doubt on people who are making logical points that disagree with me.

Haha lads, looks like my account got hacked again, it now says that I'm called "Transfer Addicts" that is not me. This is my new account where I will post only legit updates about Qatar and other things that I hear from my sources/make up.