WellReadRedneck

@Geniustechw There seems to be a lack of two things: melanin and Sharia Law.

Here's a beach in Poland. What do you notice?

@otokyo__ Oh, you'd better belive they can be! They show it every time they use the phrase "You're just _____ because I'm BLACK!"

Yes or no?

@steveth75737857 Oh, only a couple.

see any red flags?

What is your response to her sign? 🪧

@AntiWokeMemes Personally? I see those eyes looking my way and I'm running!

MAGA men... She approaches you, what is your reaction?

@4thOfJuly365 Where's the guy working on the fryers? C'mon, dude, now's your time to shine!

Black Lives Matter ✊🏻

@Mythicalblue_ Fuck yes. First off, no one knows what pathogens she may be carrying. That bite could be attempted murder or manslaughter. Second, I've seen enough zombie movies to know you put biters down at any cost.

Did she really deserve that just for trying to bite him?

@AntiLeftMemes BMI? Cholesterol levels?

What was Chris Christie's Biggest achievement?

What would stop this?

@sizzle_sarah As Canadian Nelson once said, "HOO HOO!"

Would you have stopped for the protesters?

@CNviolations Guessing part of the injury would be a broken neck.

Bulletproof Chinese face mask

@zivaleee Better than one of my siblings who clogged the kitchen sink drain with spaghetti noodles and saurkraut from our parents fridge. Guess who got a high-pressure jet of that God awful slop when he opened the cleanout plug to unclog the drain...

How to dispose of your used cooking oil properly and correctly

@LibertyCappy Make your peace with God.

Ummm... any advice for her?

Some will say Legos. I say a Hot Wheels car.

@smiles2322 @Matt_Pinner Dad must work at a nuclear power plant.

@Matt_Pinner Yep the little swimmers in the water lol

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

@inertiathc @LOTAMOSANA @Matt_Pinner Gotta make for strange diaper changes!

@LOTAMOSANA @Matt_Pinner You really think those parents haven’t noticed the third leg before?

@LOTAMOSANA @Matt_Pinner "Look, Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!"

@Matt_Pinner Baby with 3 legs , parents need to rush to the hospital

@Matt_Pinner Mom's holding the baby while cooking over a hot stove.

@LakeBoss She's lucky that airbag didn't go off. She'd have "folded like a Chinaman on wash day"!

Maybe wear your seatbelt??? 🤷‍♂️ #LakeBoss 🇺🇸

@WorkElizab Dr. Strangelove or Young Frankenstein. Maybe Clerks.

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