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Minus 14 grand on the chase! We are finished

@imsomunny Was going to get tickets, but I still haven't seen the first eight

Declan Couscous #Traitors #traitor

Just realised I don't have a 2025 calendar in my office so I suppose I HAVE to order a Chinese tonight.

@JacobsBen @WoodmanGav @Johnnyvaughan New years eve with Colleen and the Kids. He'll be gutted.

🚨 Breaking: Wayne Rooney has left Plymouth Argyle with immediate effect. A mutual decision after a run of one win in 14 games. Mike Phelan and Simon Ireland also depart. First team coach Kevin Nancekivell and club captain Joe Edwards will lead the team for the match against Bristol City on New Year’s Day.

Gig Review: Slay Duggee & Lucha Britannia Christmas Slaycation – IndigO2, London (28th December 2024) "A fantastic last show of the year" moshville.co.uk/reviews/gig-re… #metal #heavymetal #music #livemusic #London #wrestling #MoshvilleTimes @slayduggee @LuchaBritannia

Get ready to rumble! @LuchaBritannia and @SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec! Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄 🎟️ bit.ly/XmasSlaycation…

Don't forget that doors open 12 midday tomorrow Sat 28th Dec @indigoatTheO2 #London for #Xmasslaycation @slayduggee @LuchaBritannia Happy Holidays and let's Slay! #bestshowintown #LuchaLibre #prowrestling #childrensheavymetal #familyshow #superheroes #supervillians

Right, back to work everyone

Christmas isn't officially over until you've reset all your parents passwords and security questions

Can Gromit win an Oscar?

Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.

Hey @nickjonas In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?

It's a Festivus for the rest of us

Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰

Live scenes from Tesco

Get Tix Now! Just one week to go! theo2.co.uk/events/detail/… #thisisluchatown #luchabritannia #bestshowintown

I may come across as a sophisticated gentleman, but I'm at my happiest eating a Tesco Meal Deal on a Premier Inn

Oops, took a wrong turn on my run

Woke up in the night and sneezed. Not been able to move my neck since. Getting old is fun.