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@dexordeath We do

I often feel like I'm too emotionally reserved and it prevents me from forming truly meaningful relationships with people.

It was every person in traffic in front of me today's first day on earth.

Keir Starmers on the bleedin telly he's listing all the Warhammer toys they don't have oil to make anymore. He's saying they're going to have to make girl space marines now

@RealFakeSigma i choose to believe you sat at your desk with math equations floating around your head sherlock style for 10 minutes before coming up with it

i keep getting pluralvestigated i gotta start posting like jack dodoking but about how much i love disco elysium and memory loss or some shit

@7girls1car Sometimes you get halfway through making dinner and you have to sprint back to your room to grab your phone because you just thought of "femmeory loss"

@RealFakeSigma the time difference between you liking the tweet and replying is environmental storytelling

In Australia we have a sort of noble savage view of our own politics

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

Majoring in thermo butch+femme dynamics

THE BIGGEST LAUNCESTON SMASH CLUB EVER twitch.tv/ltonsmashclub

charlie kirks soul being erased from existence after sora ai shuts down

@7girls1car You cannot be saying this as a league player

deadlock might actually have the unfunniest playerbase to ever do it

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

Horses tell me hay is in stables. Please god

They say you are what you eat call me taco #women #feminism #shedshakedown3 #sheik

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

I got a reverse bingo

Telling voters that taxes are good, actually