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@PokerStarsUSA @JenShahade @pokerorg Me in IL waiting for due course

@RealJPB @JenShahade @pokerorg We hope so in due course

On Sunday April 12 at 6 PM, the @PokerStarsUSA Sunday Million returns in two events guaranteeing 500k each. 👀 I have such fond memories of playing this event pre-Black Friday.

@official_glp Sunday Strategy: reg too many tables, see more good games, reg more tables. Drown in decisions. Time out. Lose money SN: JoeyBatts

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WSOPC $600 $500k today @GVC_Elgin

@drkamikaze @Irish_PokerOpen IMO nowhere is all that disability friendly, particularly to invisible disabilities. If they can’t see it / have never heard of it they can’t empathize. And if they can’t empathize they’re probably not going to make much of effort to do anything

@Irish_PokerOpen @MccannJP I would love to talk with you to try to figure this out. I came all the way from Canada because I was told this was the most disability friendly poker festival in the world, and instead I'm being ignored and forced to decide between playing and or worsening my health.

Loving the Irish Open events in every way except for the fact that the ventilation system either isn't functioning properly or simply isn't being turned on, which is causing me dizziness, headaches, nausea, and pain from struggling to breathe. hsa.ie/eng/topics/ven…

Congratulations to Kenneth Baime. Kenneth took 1st place ($115,000), the guitar, and the trophy in the Cincinnati Poker Open Event #15 $1500 500K GTD. Buy In- $1,500 Entries- 327 Prize Pool- $500,00 Date- 03/30/26

@lorenshleby @aceragoff I’ve only done first class on AerLingus where you can bid for first class. So I paid more but not $5k more

@RealJPB @aceragoff on the way there first class is $1.6k extra per person and on the way back it’s a nicer newer plane so its like $5k per person lol. considering doing just comfort plus or something….an 8 hour flight in a normal seat sounds so miserable lol

ugh i want to fly first class at some point in my life soooo bad such a bucket list item for me lol we’re going to europe in 2 months, manifesting binking a massive tourney so i can upgrade us lolol 🤞🏼

@aceragoff @lorenshleby Domestic first class is basically how it should be in economy, plus sometimes meal. International first class is life changing

@lorenshleby Almost upgraded to 1st on a 2 hour flight for $120. Still passed on it. I’ve heard intl is where it is at for 1st.

@official_glp Raise Small JoeyBatts

♠️ WHAT’S THE PLAY? ♠️ You’re on the bubble with 16 big blinds holding. A♣️ 9♣️ in the small blind. Everyone folds to you. Big blind has you slightly covered. Do you: A) Shove B) Raise small C) Fold and ladder We’ll be giving out 5 free entries to our GC 110,000 & SC 218 Sunday Scrimmage. Drop your answer in the comments + your GlobalPoker.com username for your chance to win. Are you going for it… or playing it safe? 🔥 This competition closes tomorrow at 15:00 ET. One entry per person. This competition is not endorsed, sponsored, or administered by X. Void where prohibited. Must be a US resident. 21+ to enter. Sponsored by VGW. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. globalpoker.com/online-poker-p… #GlobalPoker #SundayScrimmage

@official_glp Raise Username: JoeyBatts Also no one in comments is saying limp. Where is the global poker I know and hate/love?!

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@ShipDontDie 🥶

@RealJPB you eliminated me in the mag 77 and ive been scouring the internet ever since to get a face to the name. at last...ive found you

Fun Thursday. 3 FTs and 2 wins

@07Laplante I said in chat the other day, “when this site dies soon, I will not miss all of you limping every fucking hand” So I’ve done all I can to save it

@RealJPB Nice! Many Global is dying quickly. Overlaying even the medium stakes stuff now

@SamGreenwoodRIO I ran a sim myself later yesterday and it’s evening flatting queens sometimes. The people wanting to vpip QJo from SB are not going to like what my sim says about AJo…

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Tell me all the mistakes in this one. There are lots of them. 1st: $177k, 2nd: $135k, 3rd: $103k, 4th: $78k

@SamGreenwoodRIO Ran out of room but donking in the first place

@SamGreenwoodRIO People are talking about 3betting pre but I wouldn't 3b tens here. Both players are incentivized to play a small pot unless they have the nuts, so the big mistakes seem to stem from inflating the pot: Raising the donk, 3betting the raise, jamming the river without a nut blocker

I asked ChapGPT for help filling out my bracket. I said I wanted a champion with low ownership across a large field. It suggested Auburn. Can't really be mad. If you don't make the tournament, you're going to be low owned.

@Sblattpoker ACR has done this for awhile. I get the argument that the more chips you have the more shots you have at the big bounties, but with only one mincash it feels like diminishing returns after the bag the first time

Is this a normal structure for online multi day tournaments? Feels pretty awful for the overall ecosystem

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