Relax…

If you ain't first, you're last

Went from “damn 😏” to “damn 😔” real quick

When egg prices finally begin to drop

Landlords when it's time for them to give you your deposit back

When Freddie Gibbs goes to the bathroom and sees a plunger

When your obviously husky GF asks: "Does this make me look fat?"

When @CoinMarketCap likes the meme:

'So how much money have you actually made from all this crypto stuff?'

When the cashier says: "My pleasure!" @ChickfilA

Her: "Babe, there's something really bothering me..." Me: "What is it babe?" Her: "Oh nevermind." *walks away* Me:

when akinator asks you that one specific question and you know he’s got your ass

When you realize that you survived everything you went through in life and came out on top

When your human grabs the keys, but not the leash

How it feels when they @google it, and you were right

When you realize you were the good boy all along

When you bite your tongue while eating

Me: "Wow, I finally have my life together and in order" *45 seconds later* Me: "I hate my life"

Realizing you can't lose weight because your favorite part of the day is eating