Supervillian Harold Smith

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Supervillian Harold Smith

@RunMolly_Run

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Vermont, USA Присоединился Şubat 2014

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Supervillian Harold Smith@RunMolly_Run·17 May

They call me spaghetti mama

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kellie 🦅@cemeteryfIowers·1d

doors from my walk home and they were all next to each other 🥹

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masha@masha_slp·1d

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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Marcelame@_Marcelame·1d

I FOUND IT

Marcelame@_Marcelame

does anyone have that one video of the lady driving at night and going "la la la la la" before she gets fucking blinded by LED headlights and she starts screaming and then when the car drives off she goes back to going "la la la la la" ive been thinking about this video all day

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·1d

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

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Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_·1d

This is almost breaking my brain.

Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

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Graves Make RosesBloom@GregRozeboom·2d

Julie Bell, painting and pumping iron in the '90s

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huma@bettesfilms·1d

“She’s a woman I’m so blessed by having had the chance to be at the same time, in the same place, in life. It’s important that you respect and support your partner, but also that you admire that person for what she is, for what she does.”

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🦢@ZainabSana2622·2d

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

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✧@aesttics·2d

everything shower

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swinky@dumbassghoul·1d

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

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dior ✞@deeore5·2d

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

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m. stanfield@resetbasis·1d

Boston term of the day: "Irish Rolex" (ankle monitor)

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Culture Gems@rpmculture·2d

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madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖@madsdanae·3d

the vet recommended I put my cat in a bag for her medicated baths just look at this thing

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Keys@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d·3d

"Hey remember when we were little and mom would fucking trample us on the centrifuge"

Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE

hamsters are wild

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🌋@hum_dunkin·2d

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

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serena@tranquil_orb·2d

there is so much beauty in the world and some days all i want is to receive it in its totality. i think happiness is as simple as just being porous enough to let it all in and be changed by it

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