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Spork
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Spork
@RuncibleSpork
A gentle wiseass, kind soul, and flaneur. Curious & versatile utensil. I have tines AND a bowl. I support sexworkers and critical thinkers. Same name on 🦋
Goodfellas & Norman Rockwell Присоединился Ağustos 2016
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@Platypus_PNW I'm sure they'll let you in and then give you a free drink. Have fun!
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Bought this today.
Looks human right?
Maybe I can get in the casino now.
Last time they said,
"NO PLATYPUSES ALLOWED."
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@TheGraceblack Oooooh!
But if he does them, doesn't that make it appropriate?
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@RuncibleSpork I want him to do inappropriate hotel room cuck chair ratings.
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@PiecesofMargo The Dildo of Consequences sounds like a lost Sherlock Holmes story.
I'm going to have to go with C.
😂😂
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Caption This:
A) Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough
B) The Dildo of Consequences
C) How to Align You Pelvic Chakra
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
An extraordinary amethyst quartz mined in Artigas, Uruguay! 📸: nowarminerals/ig
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The crazy thing is that kids used to brag about where their city was on the Russians' "list". Being in the top ten meant that you were in an important place. Every kid thought that they were within 20 miles of a top target and was damned proud of it.
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan
You'll wanna be in the white zones folks
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@RuncibleSpork In this day and age, nobody wants to house train or domesticate someone’s dusty ass son, daughter etc.
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Use your textile imagination and read this wonderful thread.
Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington
Now that I have more time and am at my laptop, I want to come back around to what I think is one of the core issues of talking about historical fashion, which is how do you get people today to think of garments in the past through the lens of the past.
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@vanessa54771463 Dancing with the Coffees is way better than Dancing with the Stars.
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@herrminius @roryisconfused The wasteful young'uns take a rat uber.
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This is so much better than that bullshit phrase ‘Irish goodbye’ and I shall be utilising it henceforth
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@TheGraceblack Just like with cars, a pre-owned man can sometimes be a good value. Unfortunately there's no lemon law. 😂😂
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@RuncibleSpork Good morning Sporky!🥰 The ones who do laundry are truly awesome 🌟
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@stephaknee__ Cooperstown NY (even if you don't like baseball) and the Finger Lakes.
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How do you say "insurance":
IN-sur-ance
Or
In-SUR-ance
I say it the correct (lolol) way inSURance
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