Sam the Salty Scientist

The first chapter of my PhD has finally been published! It took 3.5 years and 3 desk rejections to finally get it out into the world! Hope y'all enjoy our cute little temperate obligate-spring snails that be doing bizarre stuff in Alabama springs. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.11…

might as well add geologist to my resume the way i keep hitting rock bottom.

that tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

@hollanovficfind It might be this one! archiveofourown.org/works/75715796…

Shane has an unexpected heat and hides himself in a room in fear Ilya might lose control again misunderstanding and miscommunication fic on both their parts. Unresolved sexual tension. recognise it? please let us know! 👇

🔞🏒 looking for a fic! 🏒 🔞 Ilya bites Shane on the neck and marks him in the communal showers scene. Shane can’t be a professional hockey player anymore (because he’s an omega). now he has to live with Ilya bc they’re mates but they are not in a relationship (1/3)

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

y’all are using your crystals so wrong put them in a sock and start swinging

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

reading 70 pages of a book is hard. reading 300 pages of fanfiction in one sitting until 5am on a work day is the way the god intended

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage

“who you rooting for in the superbowl?” bad bunny & green day duh

May my grave become a shelter for every creature of God that wanders in search of refuge and warmth.

One thing about Hayao Miyazaki is that he’s gonna put some little guys in his movie

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

francois does NOT take his foot off the NHL's neck I love him

Welcomed with a standing ovation, New York's Mayor made a 1 minute appearance on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

when i say that consuming fanfic at every opportunity is the only thing keeping me from a full on menty b right now im being deadly serious

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

every academic you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking them how the writing is going