Закреплённый твит
Sam
22.7K posts
Sam
@Sam_Lashmar
DJ & Denim Jacket Enthusiast
Essex Присоединился Mart 2011
407 Подписки2.4K Подписчики
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
My nervous system thinks I’m laying in an artillery hole in No Man’s land in 1916 France but really I’m kinda hungover and have to send an email tomorrow
English
Sam ретвитнул
In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.
That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.
Absolute madness - as someone pointed out!
Marcus Milione@MarcusMilione
The sub 2 hour marathon barrier has been broken in London Sabastian Sawe: 1:59:30 Yomif Kejelcha: 1:59:41 4:34/mile for 26.2 miles... insane
English
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala
English
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
You bout to get kidnapped by three white dudes in tracks suits inside of BMW 3 Series E36
morodelsur@morodelsur
Acabo de llegar a Serbia me he instalado tinder y esto es lo que me he encontrado
English
Sam ретвитнул
Everyone should read what the Israeli military did to journalist Amal Khalil today in this minute-by-minute account as the international community watched in horror. First the text messages threatening her then trapping her and a photographer in a house then bombing them then firing on international rescue crews, all with the world watching in real time. There are no words left for the horrors that U.S. political leaders are enabling.
Hala Jaber@HalaJaber
🚨BREAKING🚨Israeli forces are now issuing direct death threats to Lebanese journalists on WhatsApp as well as besieging them. Al-Akhbar correspondent @AmalKhalil83, who has been documenting the devastation across southern Lebanon, received these messages from an Israeli number (+972 54-869-5113): “We know where you are… we will reach you… leave if you want to keep your head on your shoulders.” First message: “Alright, my lady, you are moving from one village to another, but you still haven’t gone to enough funerals or hospitals. There is a lot of grief & sorrow behind that smile you try to show on Twitter. Let’s see what your answer will be… Is your house still standing, Anisa (Miss)? I hope so?” Second message: “We know where you are & we will reach you when the time comes. Even though you are not important to us, in the end we will take everything into account. I suggest you flee to Qatar or somewhere else if you want to keep your head connected to your shoulders :)” This is not intimidation. This is the IDF issuing an explicit death threat to a journalist for covering their crimes. At the same time, Israeli forces besieged Amal al-Khalil & journalist Zeinab Faraj in al-Tayri, blocking the Red Cross & Lebanese Army from reaching them. They were in a delegate vehicle when a drone strike hit a vehicle behind them, killing two people. Both journalists were trapped at the scene. Amal contacted the Red Cross before her phone died. Her last message confirmed she was still safe. Rescue teams still cannot reach the two besieged journalists, Amal al-Khalil & Zeinab Faraj. They are just 500 meters away, but the road has been cut off by an Israeli strike, according to Red Cross paramedics. This is targeting journalists in real time. This is a crime. Pure state terrorism against the press.
English
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
There will be one working stonemason in this town. He will be 55 years old, work 2 hours per week, and by the way, his cousin is the Mayor. They will extort you for hundreds of thousands of euros to do anything to the property. Permits will take months. Every person in town will have an opinion on what you should do with the property and nobody will like your ideas. They will pretend not to speak English. They will pretend you aren't speaking Italian. Eventually you will get it up to code and try to put it on Airbnb. The first rental group will shit in the hot tub.
The local monsignor will insist on re-consecrating a chapel. If you say no, there will be community push back from women old enough to have babysat Mussolini. You will cave. "The chapel can host destination weddings," you think. The local monsignor will insist on performing all of them (for a fee) and he will busy every weekend in the summer. Eventually a Hollywood producer will contact you about filming a pilot there. It will turn out to be a scam run by a Czech pornographer. Your 3rd result in google will be nsfw. Bookings will double but the town council now thinks you are running an unlicensed brothel from their historic monastery. The monsignor will call the mayor. You will pretend not to speak Italian.
Tim@TimurNegru
Is anyone in the market for a Benedictine monastery first documented in 1014? Because there's a renovated one for sale in Umbria. The original church nave, presbytery and crypt are still intact and the crypt is considered one of the oldest in Umbria. There's also an ancient kiln on the grounds once used for the production of terracotta bricks. 9 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, 1,192m² (12,831 sq ft) arranged around an internal courtyard with a central well. A guesthouse, terraces, event spaces inside the former church, and 2.47 acres of land. UNESCO and international institutions have held cultural events here over the years. Asking price: €1.5M ($1.77M). The monks who built this probably didn't picture the solar panels. But here we are.
English
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
*noé chamando os animais pra entrar na arca por ordem alfabetica*
a zebra sentindo a água batendo no butico:
Português
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
Sam ретвитнул
Ah cheers I was really wondering what Paddy Pimblett thought
BBC Sport@BBCSport
"Arsenal fans are the worst fanbase in the world." It's fair to say Paddy Pimblett does not want Arsenal to win the league.
English
Sam ретвитнул
"How can I ruin this for everyone?" - yank proverb
Alex Kehr@alexkehr
the american mind (me) cannot comprehend european airline flight prices can i just book all 190 seats for $3400 and have a private 737 flight?
English
Sam ретвитнул
easily one of the best sample chops of all time
Songs That Made History@iconictrack
No Church in the Wild - Jay Z & Kanye West ft. Frank Ocean(2011)
English
Sam ретвитнул
Lend some of this aura to your teammates brother
Hayters TV@HaytersTV
Eberechi Eze is not interested in what rival fans think of Arsenal 😅 "No, I don’t care. I’m not interested in what people think and how they feel about us winning. I just know that we’ve got a team that is more than capable and has proven that we are of the highest level. And when we do win, it will be down to everyone else to deal with that." 😏
English
Sam ретвитнул
wow guys not cool such an invasion of our privacy
Distinct Post.@DistinctPost
Lewis Capaldi spotted with Kim Kardashian at Coachella during Justin Bieber’s set last night. 🌴
English