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Arteta has built the best nearly team in England. The football is good, the structure is real, the spending has been backed. But at some point nearly stops being progress and becomes Arsenal's identity.

@TouchlineX @MailSport United and decade of hide and seek, it looks intentional at this point.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United are currently reluctant to appoint any manager who will be busy at the World Cup this summer. Managers like Julian Nagelsmann, Thomas Tuchel, Carlo Ancelotti and Mauricio Pochettino have been ruled out. — @MailSport

@greg16676935420 Breaking news preview 🔔 They laughed when you asked this. Later they will quote it like it was obvious.

Tim Cook invented the smart phone 📱 Elon Musk invented the electric car 🚗 Bill Gates invented the computer 💻 Ben Franklin invented electricity 💡 What will I invent? ❓

@PopCrave This is not a ban, this is a generational cutoff from smoking

The UK has passed the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, banning anyone born after January 1, 2009 from ever purchasing tobacco products.

@sama Smoking got a lifetime ban, Codex got a lifetime addiction curve 😭 3M to 4M like it’s nicotine for devs.

Codex hit 4M active users, less than two weeks after hitting 3M. We will reset rate limits today!

@neet_sol You’re fighting deadlines, they’re sending vibes!

having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell

@SkySportsPL 2 days after the end of the season is still next season!

Arne Slot is expected to continue as Liverpool head coach next season, Sky Sports News understands, as the club close in on Champions League qualification 🔴

@Kalshi Hard Stop! No transition! No trial period. Forget it in this lifetime.

JUST IN: UK to ban anyone born after 2008 from buying cigarettes

@Polymarket Born after 2008 and cigarettes are basically a myth 😭 Older people will be telling stories like it was folklore.

JUST IN: UK officially approves lifetime smoking ban for anyone born after 2008.

Codex, is smoking hot! How many people born after 2008 are in the new 1M active users? How many are from UK? Would you be giving lifetime free access to the 10 millionth active users? Would there ever be a reason you would ban a user like X or twitter? Now rest limit for everyone and we can celebrate with you!

@Polymarket Imagine being banned from something older people treated as normal 😭 This is history quietly shifting in real time.

@FabrizioRomano Football promises are written in pencil 😭💙❤️. One bad season and everything suddenly changes.

🚨👋🏼 Hansi Flick confirms once again: “My last club will be Barcelona, for sure”. 💙❤️

@NotFarLeftAtAll That bag is someone's rent, feeding, and peace of mind combined.

David Beckham drapes his arm around daughter Harper, 14, as she clutches £3,100 bag during NYC shopping trip £3100 for a bag … these people don’t live in the Real World

@OrevaZSN That list is a full-time life on its own. Give yourself grace, not pressure.

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

@TouchmineX He carried the game for years. Now he might share it with his son.

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Al-Nassr are thinking of promoting Cristiano Jr. to the first team next season. If he plays alongside his father, they would become the first ever father-son duo to play together in football history.

@AnthropicAI Claude on steroids.

We're expanding our collaboration with Amazon to secure up to 5 gigawatts of compute for training and deploying Claude. Capacity begins coming online this quarter, with nearly 1 gigawatt expected by the end of 2026.

@FabrizioRomano You can debate stats all day. The feeling he gives you already decided it.

⭐️ Lamine Yamal: “Leo Messi is the best football player of all time. If he's not the best athlete of all time, he's certainly among them”. “Everyone respects him for what he's achieved, and I hope I can follow in his footsteps”.

@Charlygotyou Calling it ADHD feels neat. Sometimes it’s just emotional distance dressed up with a diagnosis.

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind

@PopBase Drake turned an album date into a treasure hunt. I can’t even plan my week properly.

Drake has hidden the release date for his new album ‘ICEMAN’ inside a block of ice in downtown Toronto. Coordinates: 43°39’21.4”N 79°22’40.0”W

@tufdave Grandpa just discovered bisexuality and immediately turned it into a dad joke. No hesitation.

My grandpa just found out that my sister is bisexual

@Tekeee 120k pays your bills. 350k removes anxiety. Same life outside, completely different life inside.

There’s almost no real lifestyle change between making $120k and $350k a year.