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#ApeFest2022 with these legends🫡

We got all these in under 4 years

"Help! I've been stabbed" "Show me your social media accounts first, we need to determine if you're a racist."

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

Definitely not

“Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” — Adam Smith

“Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent” - Adam Smith No truer words have ever been recorded.

as i get older i realize the biggest epidemic is dudes with no real identity if running gets cool they become runners. if tattoos get cool they cover themselves in tattoos. if being sober trends they become born again monks, mullet, coffee snob, golfer, carnivore, cowboy, whatever the algorithm tells them whole personality built out of social contagion thats why these dudes get smoked at everything. everyone can smell the fraud no weight behind anything they do because none of it came from their soul. just trend hopping be something real even if its ugly

Two minutes of compelling honesty from the polarizing figure that is Sean Strickland #UFC328

So, how many Greeks are acting in Christopher Nolan’s new film The Odyssey? Oh, I forgot. Cultural appropriation only works one way, doesn’t it.

It’s illegal to feed wildlife at national parks because they get dependent on handouts and forget how to survive. Kinda sounds familiar doesn’t it?

Think about what you want right now in life to be truly happy. Then think if someone came and yoinked away everything you have now. You might realize you already have everything you ever needed to be happy already. All you have to do to win life is just accept it and chill.

nothing better than a black coffee panic attack on an empty stomach to start my morning everyday

You can go to the gym, take vitamins and eat perfectly. But if you don’t have a clear mind and a happy heart you’re still going to be unhealthy.

eu morro que ele vai construir uma filmografia imaculada e acumular derrotas pra quando tiver em fim de carreira ser premiado por consolação por um deus piores papeis em algum filme mediano qualquer pra compensar

#TimotheeChalamet 's oscar journey was an exact replica of his character journey as that of Marty in #MartySupreme "A deserving and hardworking idiot loses the ultimate prize, that we all know he should have won, as he ran his mouth and offended the big shots"

Timothe chalamet rn-

My taxes paid for our military to get treated to steak and lobster every now and again. I’d rather that money go to them as a token of thanks, than to feed and house people who are here illegally.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” — J.R.R. Tolkien

One second of every Breaking Bad episode