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@CasimirCameron @ImStillDissin word for word x.com/sthormystar/st…

@ImStillDissin Paramount coming over to your house to nuke your entire bloodline:

Nickelodeon accidentally emailed me the entire Avatar aang movie🤦they made Toph straight yall

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

LIONEL MESSI. OFFICIALLY IN BALTIMORE. @InterMiamiCF practicing ahead of tomorrow’s matchup with @dcunited.

21-year-old working man was sentenced to 10 days in jail, 1 year on probation, and 150 hours of community service after oversleeping and missing jury duty

@Twhylamakhachev @swappedcom @Dexerto did you read the caption?

@swappedcom @Dexerto Idk what he’s talking about record that’s probably like top 3000-4000 maybe even more that’s nowhere near the world record maybe in his own mind or something

xQc has reclaimed the Minecraft speedrun record from Forsen by over a minute after 3 years, finishing with a time of 14:27 “IT'S OVER FOR YOU OLD MAN. JUST RETIRE ALREADY YOU ARE NOT BEATING THIS”

BREAKING: The IRS is effectively unable to audit private equity, venture capital, and real estate investment firms, with audits of these giant enterprises have dropped 80 or 90%, per MorePerfectUnion.

Yo can this nigga PLEASE KICK THE FUCKING BUCKET

Moves this year: Stack like a Jew Learn like an Asian Build like a Mexican Blow up like an Arab Finesse like a Somali

@RayCaldwelll @WiredForSound__ my nigga weeks??

@WiredForSound__ Relatable, one time my razor died mid shave so I just walked around for a couple weeks with balls looking like this

Shaved my dih like I get any play😂😂😂😂

@iShottaRxd @Mirqh2 @TreyDay1989 @free_agent @SaycheeseDGTL nigga you not young either 😭

@Mirqh2 @TreyDay1989 @free_agent @SaycheeseDGTL Mfer I’m 24 you just uncultured that’s all gang😭

Over 1000 different people have called Mike Jones in the last hour. 281-330-8004. FaceTime him now

@OtakuZari what’s with the grok thing at the bottom

rare locs pic

A 15 y/o Conyers girl with special needs named Amilyah Higgins has been missing since she walked away from her home on December 11. Conyers police and her family are searching for her and asking anyone with information to contact authorities.

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Black mamas Christmas morning:

laying in the baby brother’s bed while me and my grandma watch him play fortnite

@joshwehateyou @StephieSmallls don’t do this, if the judge is feeling strict you will get hit with contempt of court

@StephieSmallls bro you can go in there and say you will say not guilty and they gone let you go home

my friend lives in my old apartment that i haven’t lived in since like 2018.