Mr. Plow

My buddy and I were watching the basketball game and he said "it's over.” I said "nothing is over! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?" He said "you idiot Japan bombed Pearl Harbor". I thought to myself... Why do I continue to waste quality sarcasm on fools?

@nafoviking @KalineCountry Good. Now tell him you have a big shiny award for him and that he should come get it.

The King of Norway, Says if trump sets foot on His Kingdom, He will be arrested. No Felon on Our Land!

@RodAllen12 I see ya

Fond memories in this place

I can’t believe it took me this long to make this connection.

@thos427 Spoke too soon.

@ScottTeaker Got 9 on it

F this cheater. @thos427 x.com/JoePops_/statu…

@thos427 Freddie Couples -2 through 13.

@thos427 Always

@thos427 Patrick Reed

Roddy Gayle was the unsung hero of #Michigan this championship

@nut_history No

Do you think will see another starting pitcher reach 300 career wins in the next 40 seasons?

Wtf Seabold. Throw it over the god damn plate.

I have no use for relief pitchers that cannot throw strikes. You're fucking worthless and unusable to a Major League team. #Tigers

I’ve seen this narrative floating around (specifically with one fan base) that it’s somehow “unethical” how Dusty May built a team with transfers. Here’s how many transfers each Sweet 16 team picked up last offseason: Iowa- 8 St John's- 7 Nebraska- 6 Texas- 5 Iowa State- 4 Alabama- 4 Michigan- 4 MSU- 3 Tennessee- 3 UConn- 2 Illinois- 2 Arkansas- 2 Purdue- 2 Houston- 1 Arizona- 1 Duke- 0 Dusty isn’t doing anything differently. He’s just doing it better. Y’all are mad because he’s evaluating, landing, and developing top talent better than you.

@MLB @Angels Considering they won 1-0, it might be .

Was Jo Adell's three-HR robbery game the single-greatest defensive performance ever?

Morez Johnson reminds me of Beef Stew. I feel like that's a real good pro comp.

Every time Arizona drives

Confession, I have never seen a Harry Potter movie and I am sure I will never watch this new series.

Holy shit is Illinois getting the shaft. #FinalFour