Shawn Eni

I’m Shawn Eni, the guy behind @TheMossadIL. That account is staying in character: satire, fake operations, and absurd Mossad nonsense. This one is where I’ll post as myself: commentary, Israel, media criticism, Jewish advocacy, creator thoughts, and maybe the occasional sick guitar solo. If you followed the Mossad account and want the person behind it, then... hi.

Hypotheses: there is more hate in the world than love. Conclusion: comments section.

@AGarretAnderson Brazil. Next lie.

I kinda like Israel. You should too.

@Lgrng0 @TheMossadIL PLO is the clear winner there.

@ShawnEni @TheMossadIL Who has killed more Lebanese Christians?

Lebanese Christians. Counting on the IDF to rescue them from an Islamist nightmare since 1975.

@Saul_Sadka @TheMossadIL Boo!

@TheMossadIL Who is that douchebag who follows 2,000 accounts by not Saul Sadka. Seems shady. Must be a spook

Everyone who likes this gets $7,000.

@EFischberger Cha-ching!

@ShawnEni $7000

@HanishOsca95824 I define my lanes.

@ShawnEni That’s because the jokes go in the other account. Stay in your lane.

Yes, yes. You eliminated Sinwar, Hanniyeh, Deif, Nasrallah, Khamenei, and so many other top tier terrorists who want to nuke our home, to the point that we are down to successors' names we don't even bother learning to spell. But what have you done lately?

🔗 nypost.com/2026/06/08/us-…

Including 46 US citizens. UNRWA had to be ended 70 years ago. This is just icing.

@visegrad24 Has Syrian Girl found out if he's Jewish yet?

Outrage in Northern Ireland tonight after a man was repeatedly stabbed in the face and neck by a migrant on the streets of Belfast

@IlanBlock Did I start a trend?

Should I split my account in two One for art one for the jokes

Footage below of Iranian aerial defense system failing at its one job.

We're preparing for a big mission.

These guys woke up this morning to a meme template goldmine.

OK, but what if we did the Six Day War in 1/6 the time?

We at the Mossad can't think of a single reason Rep. Thomas Massie would call for reopening the investigation in the case of William of Norwich v. a Plate of Matzah.

@IlanBlock It might be important.

Accept?