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An incompetent client bestowed an alter ego upon me today:
Leland Roach. A con man from Chandler, AZ known for executing “schemes like this.”
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Leland Roach, Esq.
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Leland Roach, Esq.
@SheppBoyardee
Wuss Poppin Jimbo? || Doom Scroller || Trial Attorney
Присоединился Mayıs 2011
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BREAKING: Second ICE agent criminally charged in Minnesota.
Christian Castro has been charged with assault after shooting a Venezuelan immigrant in January.
Minnesota prosecutors are going after ICE agents.
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@thatlawyerLisa “Why hasn’t this case been dismissed yet? They can’t prove it!” - your client, probably
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Defendant confesses to having meth. Meth is found on him. He wants to go to trial……..
There must be something I can do.
Marc Watkins ⚖️@MarcWatkinsEsq
It's always interesting to me the self-delusion some criminal defendants have. Despite whatever evidence points to guilt, they have an excuse, regardless of how legally insufficient it seems to be.
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Why do yall think it makes sense to put your blinker on the moment you turn
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Saw a clients wife on a dating app while he’s in custody ☹️
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Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.
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The duality of being a defense attorney is winning a trial on a Friday morning and then getting absolutely railed in 3 prelims that you advised your client to waive in the afternoon
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“We want to continue committing genocide without criticism”
Jvnior@Jvnior
🚨 BREAKING: Netanyahu DECLARES WAR on Americans 🇺🇸 He says: “We must fight back against those trying to stop us, we must fight anyone telling us to ‘stop committing a genocide’, starting with Americans.”
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I decided to go get sushi and I’m just now realizing it’s valentines LMAO
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If there’s one thing jury selection teaches you it’s that the average person doesn’t listen to a thing you say
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Surprise his advice was wrong we won the case 😎
Leland Roach, Esq.@SheppBoyardee
Every time my judge tries to criticize my defense work I remind myself that he lost a case as a DA because one of his witnesses believed in ghosts
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Every time my judge tries to criticize my defense work I remind myself that he lost a case as a DA because one of his witnesses believed in ghosts
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As a lawyer, I've been waiting for this.
Independent autopsy of Renee Good is in. Strong evidence against Agent Ross, given what it means about second or third shot through left-side window.
It's second and third shots that make easiest criminal case of a willful killing.
1/2
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Sources are telling me this ISN’T the voice actor for Jimmy Pesto Jr. doing a bit
TrumpFile.org@TrumpFile
JD Vance's favorite MAGA Mormon propagandist Nick Shirley accused Channel 5 News of cutting down their interview to make him look bad... So Channel 5 released the clips they cut out of the edited interview. It's worse.💀
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I honestly have to respect my clients with priors and multiple cases who just decide to go down with the ship
Like hell yeah dude, this is gonna go bad but at least you have your pride
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Pure hypocrisy to quote MLK but vote to block Black history lessons
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Really hoping I don’t wake up to news that we invaded Greenland
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🔥🔥🔥 Listen to this ICE agent threaten jail to the woman who was telling him off.
They are the law. They’re masked. They can arrest you and disappear you and there’s not a thing you can do.
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