James Simpson

@markgoldbridge All part of their plan, absolute mugs!

That Maguire ban is a disgrace! Taking this long to tell us a key defender will miss a game 3 days away. Meant to be the best league in the world and it's fell off massively this year. Also why didn't Rodri get a ban for what he said about Refs?

@The_Forty_Four If one hair pull is a red then all of them have to be, so inconsistent with literally everything! They need new people in charge of var, fuck refs being in charge of it, get real football people involved! Or get rid of it!

@The_Forty_Four Hilarious how they’re just showing the hair pull and not the full motion, surely a foul on martinez first, looks like dcl trying to grab or pinch his neck stops him from heading the ball

WHAT ARE WE ACTUALLY DOING TO FOOTBALL NOW?!😡 Bin VAR off now, how’s the game being pulled back for that😭😭😭

@OffTheBallLive Stuart atwell was in the var room for the Bournemouth game too didn’t deem the foul on amad enough but enough for maguires to be a foul, penalty and red card

This was in January. No red card. How is that not a red but VAR will intervene and send Martinez off for touching DCL’s hair? The referee that night also blew up for FT immediately at 95 minutes after booking a player for wasting time during added time. #MUFC #GlazersOut

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Kyle walker stamp on dorgu so blatant but fuck all given, i don’t even think dorgu knew what happened as he was facing other way

• Clear penalty on Matheus Cunha by William Saliba — NO foul! • Saliba grabbing Altay Bayındır’s hand — NO foul + score. • Clear foul on Bryan Mbeumo denying a goal-scoring chance — NO red card. • Semenyo grabbing Dalot by the throat — NO red card. • Multiple handballs by Bournemouth in the box — NO penalty. • Lisandro Martínez goal wrongly disallowed for a “foul” that never existed — robbed us of 3 points. • Amad Diallo pulled and pushed in the box — NO penalty… same situation with Harry Maguire on the other end — penalty given. • Leny Yoro elbowed in the face — play on! • And then Lisandro Martínez gets sent off for actually trying to win the ball while Calvert-Lewin hands are all over his face. Same league, same rules… completely different decisions when it comes to Manchester United. This are just a few decisions that VAR got completely wrong against us this season and i have probably missed some, but you get the point — it’s Manchester United against everyone always. Make it make sense… 🤦‍♂️

@UtdFaithfuls Still time yet to fuck it up, thats what we’ve done for years 🫣 hopefully though we can carry on winning and scoring goals

Gentle reminder that Man Utd are currently 3rd above Liverpool and Chelsea after 31 games in a season where they said Liverpool are title contenders and Chelsea are top 4 favourites, while Man Utd who sacked their manager won't finish in the top 6.

@ShabanaMahmood All the liebour mp’s going to pay all the 40k’s then????? Surely can all afford it between yourselves with your ridiculous wages for doing f*** all! 5% payrise pending too absolute shambles 🤯😡😡😡 Shouldn’t be any of our tax money going to any illegals that have come here.

Our pilot of new incentives to remove failed asylum seeking families will save taxpayers up to £20 million. Here's why 👇 1. It costs 158k to put up a family of 3 in an asylum hotel for 1 year. It costs 48k more to forcibly remove someone. A 10k per person incentive, up to a max of 40k per family, will save money. 2. If someone refuses an incentive, we will move to a forced removal. If you have no right to be in this country, you should not be allowed to stay. 3. There is nothing new about incentive payments. The Tories did it. Even Reform say they will do it. 4. Higher incentives have worked in Denmark. 95% of returns there are voluntary. 5. These incentives are not a pull factor. Asylum claims in Denmark are at a 40-year low. And asylum seekers spend tens of thousands of pounds getting to this country, that's more than any incentive payment. 6. This is a pilot of 150 families. We will see if it works and scale it if it does. That's taking a smart approach, that saves taxpayers' money, to restoring order at our borders. I make no apology for doing that.

@DaytrippingRed Alan smith on commentary said he got enough of the ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely shocking

In order to get a touch on the ball, he has to first pull the player back, and then go through him This was a red card offence The fact it didn’t even get any air time is insane given what we’ve seen VAR used for since its inception

@AndyRobsonTips Cheers pal

@richy_goonerr Saka’s last goal 🤣

When Manchester United fans claimed they lost this game because Casemiro was unavailable. This weekend, he'll be available, they either lose 2-0 with him or 4-0 without him. Before this match, they had won the Manchester derby the previous weekend 👀 x.com/1886Dave/statu…

@HughWoozencroft @TelegraphDucker Wow, how you trying to defend that? 🤣 clearly stamps on his leg then softens it to make it look like he didn’t mean it. No chance he could get the ball and if he thought he could he would have gone in with his foot a different way surely!?

@TelegraphDucker Actually I think he is trying to dig the ball out, rather than stamp on Dorgu. Could he still have been sent off - absolutely. But I don't think the motion is defined as a 'stamp'

FA not in a position to investigate & potentially take retrospective action on this one as it was said to be seen at the time. Raises more questions about what VAR are doing if the referee missed it. It’s a blatant stamp & warrants a red card & 3 match ban for violent conduct

@drandyhills @TelegraphDucker Probably cos he wasn’t looking and maybe thought walker fell on him 🤔 var should have looked at this 100% doesn’t need a player reaction to warrant acred card surely!?

@TelegraphDucker It's the lack of reaction by Dorgu that stopped the red card. And then we wonder and get annoyed when players over-react to challenges.

@UTDDuran @GENER4L1ST He looks very good but he won’t be cheap, probs be dearer than sesko and he was more than what semenyo’s buyout clause is 🫣

@GENER4L1ST who even is this cu😭 diomande??

@markgoldbridge Why can’t we use chido this season? He was a nuisance to defenders when he played. Obviously didn’t get the goals needed but could be an option especially with cunha and mbeumo feeding him 🤔

Letting Hojlund go and not replacing him was wild too. We've not had a proper back up striker for 3 seasons now

@utdreport @BeyondUTD1 Whys chido not getting an opportunity this season? especially with sesko out and only zirkzee our striking option. He looked good and was a nuisance whenever he played last season. He will get in behind too

Amorim asked if he regrets some of his substitutions: “No. We are losing because of the second balls. We have more men to put in the offense? Who? Who would be more offense?” [@BeyondUTD1]

@SkySportsPL This happens every game we are actually winning in 🫣 so effort to go try kill the game off and just chill with the ball and get punished

"Man [Utd] were too chilled out, too relaxed, get the job done!" 😡 Roy Keane says Manchester United were playing like they'd won the league 😳

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@markgoldbridge United need guehi 100%

All those people slating Isak for forcing a move.....Guehi did it the professional way and look how that worked out

@UnitedStandMUFC @SkyKaveh Chelsea know what they’re doing, if that was other way round they’d want 100mill like jackson who they don’t want 🤣 we only want 50mill for garnacho when he has potential to be more than that, only 21. Money and social medias got to his head. I agree he should have started final

💀 Chelsea value Alejandro Garnacho at £25 million. [@SkyKaveh] #mufc

@UTDTrey Being realistic but i hope a lot more for all 🙏🏼 Prem alone: Mbeumo 6 goals 9 assists Cunha 8 goals 7 assists Sesko 14 goals 2 assists Bruno 7 goals 13 assists Amad 5 goals 7 assists

How many goals are they scoring this season? For me: Mbeumo- 28 Sesko- 42 Cunha- 26