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🚨⛔️ Jurrien Timber is out of Sporting vs Arsenal tomorrow, Mikel Arteta confirms.

🚨 BREAKING! Cesc Fàbregas is open to taking the Manchester United manager job. [@espn]

@BirungiMargret5 Thanks bambi

3rd bunch of my giveaway list. 11. Primrose. 12. Akram. 13. Arthur Muhwezi. 14. Adyeeri Mummy. 15. Cattle Island. Drop you MM numbers in my DM.

🚨⛔️ Bukayo Saka is OUT of Sporting vs Arsenal, Mikel Arteta has confirmed. ❌

@EstherAssimwe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nyongera ku katunkuma bangambye mulungi ku sukaali, puleesa ne alusa😂😂😂

@BirungiMargret5 @kutegyekaivan1 Office ya president wa x neshangwa nkahi?🤭

As we head in for nominations tomorrow for UOX presidency, let's rally behind Omupakasi my people.🙏🙏

Choosing me as your lawyer also surprised me

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran rejects reopening the Strait of Hormuz as part of a temporary ceasefire deal.

@EstherAssimwe Konka nimufaki mazima

Nze silya meele elimu omunyo

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

We have a proverb in Persian that says: “Just because someone has a mustache doesn’t mean he’s your dad.” 😉 Not everyone with the last name Soleimani is related to General Qasem Soleimani.

🚨🎙️ Robin van Persie when asked to choose between Arsenal and Manchester United: “Arsenal gave me nothing… Manchester United gave me a trophy (laughs). I prefer happiness, my friend.”

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran rejects US ceasefire, demands permanent end to war.

Sure, And with God’s will, we will hold you and your master accountable.

Marry your age mates to avoid hiding your partners